might fuck around and become Angine de Poitrine-pilled

I listened to the band geese, and I think it’s cool that every generation gets their own rock band that sucks

jesus christ that final episode of neighbors is something else

I gotta say. I can easily think of two cities I'd much much rather not be in than Memphis and Milwaukee. Memphis I'm eating like a pig. And Milwaukee is like if there was a Synecdoche New York recreation of Chicago

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

you know how on final jeopardy people will write a little shout out like “I love you mom!” or whatever. One of the guys on this episode just wrote ❤️ WIFE

counterspell used to cost UU and it did exactly what it said on the label

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

using these phrases to test every font in the OH no Type Co library (this is a joke for the “real heads”)

everyone always talks about how grounded and realistic the wire is, but no one ever mentions how season three is about a police major trying to make “galt’s gulch for crackheads”

Canadian Screen Awards nominations are out, and this is up for Achievement in Music - Original Song:

had a bag of these at the movie theater and a guy I didn’t know pointed at them and said “bro, GOATed candy!”

One of my first screen printing on paper projects and still one of my favorites

beautifully designed and printed!

that’s my (future) governor

pulled a new best and worst

it took me a moment to recognize that the guy in the blue hat about to take a bite of something nasty wasn’t stefan

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole…
ELAINE: That's it? A mole??
JERRY: A ten can't have a mole!
GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole…
[Maya Angelou enters, applause]
MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

I don’t remember this episode of seinfeld

iPhone just served me up this “remember when” video from a day when I must have been looking for a specific stock photo

pulling carraiges is school for horses. And now horses don’t have to go to school anymore. Makes perfect sense to me!

if some snotty wizard boy called me a muggle i'd cast a little chin magic on his ass. alakazam you're in the fuckin hospital!! and nobody would think of it as hitting a kid by the way. ok. people wouldn't say i hit a kid. cause they'd agree it's a totally different power dynamic. wizards you can hit

People who only use overhead lighting…. It’s concerning. there is something wrong with them psychologically

underground lunch. What am I a worm!

last night my girlfriend said Casey kasem was the guy who lived in OJ’s pool house

morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.

The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️

Boycotts are necessary! Big protests are necessary! Economic blackouts are necessary! Workers calling out sick or taking time off to support these causes is necessary! Mutual aid is BEYOND necessary! But they are not strikes.