Are you making it computer hands?

I'm sorry, Meta is going to make the smart computer learn how to use a mouse? How to type on a keyboard?
You teach computer to computer?

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

Secretary of War Pete Hegs... *©• 39m The War Department is once again restoring trench foot to our Joint Force. We are discarding all dry socks and replacing them with wet socks.

We blew it, fam
bsky.app/profile/alex...

Beck may have been better off if Sea Change had been a flop

dance floor cleats

Only recently replaced him as my work slack pfp

Outstanding.

are there any calculator scientists who could help me?

I miss this quality tumblr account

I get it

They should just give it to you what are they waiting for?

this one is a bird

bad cartoon drawing: in the upper left a little cartoon bird, then in the middle of the page a 'calculator" with only like 11 buttons and a silhouette of the same bird in the calculator screen. Not sure how I'm going to make it work since I don't know anything about making calculators or anything about animals.

working on a calculator to let you know what kind of animal you're looking at

anyway you smoke it, doesn't matter to me

what's pot like?

i want him in the games till he dies playing

“After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,”

*cough laughs*

Paul Verhoeven wept

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

banner ad reads: unlock the secret wealth stream TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD

Ad from further down reads: The ultimate way to hide gold in just 24 hours TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS

We're off to a good start here
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make the marathon robot compete in the Daytona 500

giant nerd glasses the turbo-charged catnip of the tech bizz

yes keep doing this it's working

You really wanna give 20-30% of the population nothing better to do?

Wake up and smell the burning toilet paper warehouse, Dan

freaking out now

the simple but indelible “Tell them I hate them”

Saving this for fictional island reference