Gud boi

Two lizards walk into a haunted house. Lizard 2 is scared by a prop and visibly jumps. Lizard 1 looks at lizard 2 and says " that scared the crap out'ta you!" Lizards 2 says "who me? Never!" Lizard one says " really?- 'cause it looks like you dropped a load."

Lizard 2 looks back at his dropped tail nervously

The scariest thing about this is haunted houses in March. Boo

I can't afford chicken nuggees

Pupies

Pupies

Pupies

Other pupies

Ok, I know I'm late to the party so to speak. But if I were in the poke universe, my one and only Pokemon would be an Arcanine. Not because I made it battle but because I would accidentally give it too much candy. The others in the picture are if I was a pro trainer. Ok maybe not the legendaries.

Bag with 8 *maybe* chips

Yo thanks lays for the 8 chips
My cup runneth over

Uhhhhhhg

New emoji

Also has anyone tried Costco peanut butter pretzels with chocolate? Personal option, tasty

Spooky angler lady

This also means that their reproductive organs are part of the female (no I'm not drawing that eww) but that is how they reproduce, at least I think. I don't know I just saw one video this morning and thought it was spooky. So yeah, art

'Ite, post two of the day. Since I'm sick I'm in the mood to draw spooky things. So, if I can still draw I'll do the rest of this fact. Angler fish males will bite onto the females and not let go. Instead they will just fuse to the females and become part of them.

It's a Totoro patch, made by a very sick dog... Bear... Human... Gonzo... Thing.

With two tissues up my nose like a gift wrap walrus, because my nose is running like an Italian greyhound with zoomies, I bring to you my finished Totoro patch. I hope that some of you like this and that many of you didn't have a date with a sinus infection for Valentine's. Good day to you all

Totoro

Update: after a few days, things are going better for me. Thanks for the support and puppy gifs! Hopefully this year will start to get better. Also Totoro update

I probably can't watch the movie but the gif does help a lot. Thank you!

Tldr: I hate this week. wish i could see iron lung. Pls send puppy pics #ironlung

*continuing* while also having to listen to the idiotic bigots in my class(several of which are my teachers) and to make it worse, right before I could go, a person who cares for me but doesn't really know me said that they were to uncomfortable for me to go to iron lung.

Hey guys sorry that I'm just adding more negativity but Its just been a shit week.
On top of everything else that happened, I did horribly on three tests at school, had to where the same sweaty shirt several times, struggled through the rest of school for this week l,

Hehehe, tank yu!

Totoro embroidery? Idk I'm trying

Trying to embroider patches, Totoro seemed like a good place to start. Anybody have suggestions? #totoro #embroidery

Patrick bear holds a sprig of holly and says "holy is poisonous to many animals (like dogs cats and humans). But deer and birds eat holly over the winter." The camera then pans to seal eating holly with dear antlers on. Patrick looks over... As seal galumfs away Patrick runs after them "SPIT THAT OUT!"

Happy crisis! Merry crisler.Remember to keep pets and seals away from your Holiday deco. Unless they're a deer.

Patrick bear hold a frying pan and says "the classis frying pan gag involves one person hitting another with a pan, shovle(misspelled shovel, whoops), or other. This results in a dented pan and... Hopefully a stunned seal!" Patrick swings his pan at a sleeping seal and hits him with a *bong* Patrick then runs away from seal. Below is the text [the seal was not stunned]

Not my best work but the next one will be better

My 2025 Wrapped Spotify

www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...

As time moves we realize the only constant is change... And that I listen to Tom cardy way to much

a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in the dirt Alt: Is lassy a tall hobbit? Food for thought and second breakfast.

Random thought
Imagine Elijah Wood but older and angry
... You got it?
Is this what you were thinking

The seal asks what happened to the beat up patrick. Patrick replies that school was rough. The seal asksof it was a bully. Patrick says"you could say that." While remembering a large bully being the school itself.

School

Avid cado samich

Samich

Got any games on your phone?

Watching the creature from the black lagoon and thought this up
#monster
#creaturefromtheblacklagoon

Ok, I tried to ask this on reddit but has anyone heard an add on spoofy that was for the shmisny 70th anniversary for somthing? Because I swear that there's a part in it that sounds like the "daddy wants to ride the bus" song. Pls tell me im somewhat sane #gamegrumps

Gummy fish :D

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I found this cool gummy at Costco and forgot how to draw.

Drives me googledebunkers

BANNANA SLAMA

The only sith who is a good boi

This is awsome