Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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Rob and Rylan's Grand Tour Know your art from your elbow. On an epic adventure, can the wisdom, treasures and culture of the world's most spectacular countries help the friends live their best lives?

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Nick @Nickiquote@mstd... Amazing that one arsehole bloke has managed to make every single normal person's life measurably worse, all around the world. The Great Men theory of history is wrong, but the Massive Cunts theory of history is holding up pretty well. #Trump

Maybe not the best phrasing!

X Factor star Chico Slimani found guilty of drink-driving by London court

What time is it?
It’s public transport time

Poundland Rover was right there

Post by Pakistani PM which reads: Diplomatic efforts for peaceful settlement of the ongoing war in the Middle East are progressing steadily, strongly and powerfully with the potential to lead to substantive results in near future. To allow diplomacy to run its course, I earnestly request President Trump to extend the deadline for two weeks. Pakistan, in all sincerity, requests the Iranian brothers to open Strait of Hormuz for a corresponding period of two weeks as a goodwill gesture. We also urge all warring parties to observe a ceasefire everywhere for two weeks to allow diplomacy to achieve conclusive termination of war, in the interest of long-term peace and stability in the region.

BREAKING: In a desperate attempt to save face ahead of his fifth deadline TACO, Trump has apparently got the Pakistani Prime Minister Shahbaz Sharif to publicly ask him for a two week extension.

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You should change the name of this account because this is a fantastic map

Bingo! 700 Bayley rd at corner of colonial Ave (38.558212, -76.083237).

Man who talked down hospital bomber says would-be attacker asked for a cuddle Nathan Newby set to receive George Medal for stopping a potential atrocity with an act of kindness

Oh look, here's your Ideal Man. Brave, kind, smiley. Nothing LIKE Tate or Hegseth or the rest of those toxic wankers. Good job mate.

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Never has a man taken himself so seriously

Me: I am going to play Death Stranding LinkedIn Speak: I’m thrilled to announce that I’m embarking on a new strategic journey into the world of Death Stranding. 🚀In today’s fast-paced environment, it’s more important than ever to understand the value of building connections and navigating complex infrastructures. This experience isn't just about the "game"—it's about mastering logistics, overcoming environmental challenges, and the relentless pursuit of delivering results against all odds. 📦✨ I’m looking forward to leveraging these insights on connectivity and resilience to further optimize my professional growth mindset. Let’s keep pushing boundaries and delivering excellence, one step at a time. #GrowthMindset #LogisticsExcellence #Networking #Resilience #DeathStranding #ProfessionalDevelopment

Kagi's LinkedIn translator is hilarious

Is this a euphemism?

Oh aye, likely to die are ya? Better leave the lid off the Dreamies then, just in case, like.

Chuck Norrisn’t

Mr. Meowgi meow i literally just fed you meow

Is that a thing?! It sounds amazing! And possibly fatal...

What a cunt

How is Paul Whitehouse?

That looks AMAZING!

WILD HORSE NINE Official Trailer (2026) Sam Rockwell, John Malkovich YouTube video by ONE Media

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GOP senator blows gaping hole into Markwayne Mullin's curious 'classified' story Sen. Markwayne Mullin was under fire on Wednesday following questions over his travel for a "classified" reason when more information surfaced about what really occurred. Mullin, who was tapped by Pre...

lol it's an NDA!
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Underrated runner here is that some general clearly told him to call it an incursion rather than a war and now he's never, ever going to call it anything other than an "excursion," we are ruled by Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda with tertiary syphilis

Always read Will's columns
Here's a gift link
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Search your camera roll for hell

Bill Murray in Groundhog Day wearing a hockey mask saying Well it’s Friday the 13th… again

*snake ffs

Wonderful thread on surveillance in the EU, and why Ashton Kutcher is a fucking snakes
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