At least the spam phone calls are using interesting names

I’ve had a few

I think my wife and I are the only adults my age that I know who have never smoked weed

(checking rule book) ain’t no rule says you can’t use a goat to play cornhole

I guess Spelling Bee is not weed-friendly

well there’s your problem

you could have just tagged me

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Xanth is a deep cut. Saw the series at the used bookstore and thought about buying them all for a re-read.

I didn’t know they had jazz in Temecula

I’d offer to help but you might not like my choices

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and Clues By Sam

I was with you until the last one

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Booooo

you could just tag me 🙂

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“either whey” 🤣

if you time the start of the movie on NYE…

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I can smell that picture

a poster for dungeons and dragons honor the thieves ALT: a poster for dungeons and dragons honor the thieves

did someone say my name?

missed opportunity

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now I’m hungry hungry for hippos

a clean getaway

one for each conviction

wait Jerry lives in Steiner Ranch?

a cartoon of a robot statue with the words " remember me " below it ALT: a cartoon of a robot statue with the words " remember me " below it

nah we’ve seen what happens when Bender’s in charge

and toilet paper - life is too short to use subpar toilet paper

that shirt is on point

This to me is similar to why I don’t get the stigma attached to having an accent. It means you speak more than one language. That’s badass.

We are rewatching Game of Thrones and are watching Stranger Things season 4 so we are seeing a lot of Tom Wlaschiha (complimentary)