I have a delicious jar of almond butter that has been sitting unopened for a month because it is the kind with the oil on top and, I just can’t.

I feel seen

Who’s going to succeed Donald Trump as the face of American pedophilia?

Support these data centers: SCHOOLS, LIBRARIES, BOOKSTORES

Happy National Library Week! 💙📚

Maybe it's just me but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be the ones to decide if Jeffrey Epstein's clients should be prosecuted.

A lovely portrait of a box of Totino’s Pizza Rolls. 15 rolls!

RFK Jr heard the word “badger” and started salivating.

Commonwealth Court rules the state constitution includes a fundamental right to abortion • Pennsylvania Capital-Star Susan Frietsche, of the Women’s Law Project, said the Medicaid coverage exclusion was the single largest barrier to abortion access in Pa.

This is a wonderful decision for Pennsylvania! And calling abortion a fundamental right is a satisfying slap in the face to the extremists on the Supreme Court.

Clonald

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Oh myyyyyyy… he’s old!

Ren from Ren and Stimpy has fucked up teeth

hate fucks up yer teef

Just the tip

Yes, and owee!

lmao

Current state of the Strait of Hormuz - Clospen

fail

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The early bird!

Khanna to Maria Bartiromo: "Barack Obama was a great statesman who left America much safer. I wouldn't put Donald Trump in the same paragraph. Obama actually did his homework ... all Donald Trump did is listen to Netanyahu. That's his entire foreign policy."

Think about direction,
Wonder why
You haven’t before.

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This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

and will there be a rat bolshevik revolution?

Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter for 13 years over bizarre reason The girl hasn't seen her father for at least 13 years because he suddenly decided to disappear from her life.

is it because he's in a cult

we’ve waited so long
waited so long

pack your bag
we leave tonight!

but since it’s international
we should be there
three
hours
early!

and tsa pre-check would
be convenient,
so have your
known traveler number
handy.

Tan guy detestable

🥇 You won the Internet today, Jenny! Congrats! 🙌

Yes. I agree! (not sure if that was clear) He’s quite progressive.

I haven’t seen him write anything bad. I *think* he gets accused of antisemitism due to his opinions on Israel’s treatment of Palestine, but that’s something anyone with eyes can disagree with. “Antisemitism,” which is very real, has become the Right’s new “woke.”

The Book of Gimps

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