This game is so drunk

MACK ATTACK

I know Vic made them do this bit with the Masters music and it definitely sucks

David. Fucking. Roddy.

When did people start calling them "The VGK" ?

This is a very Rockiea opening day game

Even the baseballs are tired of this guy

Avs on pace for 25 goals this game

CAM JOHNSON, HOW THE HECK ARE YA

A swinging K on a 100mph heater to win the WBC is NASTY work

None of you Cam Johnson doubters deserve this game.
Not a single one of you.

Finally watching "The Harder They Fall" and it is fucking delightful so far

Marty and Val with two just NASTY shootout goals to prop up the Wedgie shutout.

Best team deserved to win and they did!

BIG CHU CHU TRAIN

The full Nuggets Starting 5 is back tonight and I could cry

We still doing "Take that L on the way out" ?

The doomers on r/DenverNuggets just never stop.
The team has problems, but you cannot pin it on any one player. You ESPECIALLY cannot wish that we never did the MPJ trade. Cam has had his struggles but he is a much better player than this. MPJ means no Cam/Bruce/THJ/Val.
Health is the only problem.

Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF ALT: Inflatable Tube Man Air Dancer GIF

OKC Thunder players when you breathe near them:

Its interesting how when you rely on "Well they cant call EVERY foul..." stops working as well when they start calling you on your shit

Get fucked all the way outta here, Dort

Did these guys not learn anything after Markeiff Morris?

Damn. Bummed for the boys

Im legit nervous right now

Nathan Mackinnon being absolutely stone faced on the bench after Makar scores that equalizer is incredibly on brand

CALE MAKAR WHAT A BEAUT

157 points in regulation is absurd

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

OH MY GOD WHAT A MOVE WHAT A GOAL

That Hilary Knight tip was so gross

Oh Captain, My Captain 😢