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Posts by Escargot Fuck Yourself

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High Fives all around team!

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At least 4 times a day, I fall to my knees and scream “Curse You, Reagan!”

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Why is every good sci-fi or fantasy show required to have the absolute longest opening credits?

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Picking his favorite testament is wild

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You are literally describing all sports

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Huge W for Catholics everywhere

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This is dumb.

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Tim Kaine is an empty suit

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Wedgies

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Yes.

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House effort to end Trump's war with Iran fails by one vote The nearly party-line vote of 213-214 shows that Republicans are sticking with the president's military campaign in Iran. Every Democrat except one voted to order an end to the war.

I would kindly like to invite Jared Golden to fuck off.

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"The entire history of humankind has been fortunate. From the Stone Age till now, no real crisis has occurred. We've been very lucky. But if it's all luck, then it has to end one day"
-Liu Cixin, The Three Body Problem

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Whenever there is a problem assume the patriarchy is the root cause

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Done

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Please let’s not forget her extremely unethical actions in Congress.

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Can’t we blame both

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Do you ever think about how Debbie Wasserman Schultz is the real reason we are in this mess?

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a man wearing glasses is sitting in an auditorium and saying i have decided to stop fighting ALT: a man wearing glasses is sitting in an auditorium and saying i have decided to stop fighting

Me after posting with a typo

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What a relief! No insane Trust social post from Trump since midnight.

Starting the day by seeing the musings of facist is more than I can emotionally handle.

Also, when he doesn’t post for a few hours, it gives me hope for just a few moments that it’s finally over.

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Remember when Morning Joe went to Mar-a-Lago and kissed the ring?

Never forget they enabled this abomination.

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If I’m being honest, I’m even more offended by him depicting himself as a doctor.

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Nihilistic Nachos

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How could anyone possibly be surprised that Guy Fieri is a right-wing twat?

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Imagine being less likable than Dick Cheney.

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Cry

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Trump is such an evil little worm that he is actually making me side with the Vatican.

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Someone Has to Be Happy. Why Not Lauren Sánchez Bezos?

Why not?

Maybe because she is married to a man that makes John Wayne Gacy look admirable.

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From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING

Choose your leaders

with wisdom and forethought.

To be led by a coward

is to be controlled

by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool


is to be led

by the opportunists

who control the fool.

To be led by a thief

is to offer up

your most precious treasures

to be stolen.
To be led by a liar


is to ask

to be told lies.

To be led by a tyrant

is to sell yourself

and those you love

into slavery.

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

Octavia E. Butler, 1998:

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I certainly hope so

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Orban, Beacon to the Right, Concedes Defeat in Hungary’s Election

Thank you JD Vance!
You are literally so toxic that you literally toppled a dictator.

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