I have a dog to pick up and the owners have a cybertruck. I'm very professional but internally I am giving them the finger.

How about over photos of dead Iranians.

Don't we all?

lmao

I'm picking up a cat who has been buried for 2 days and it's making me think of Pet Cemetery and it's name is Salem so I'm also thinking of Salem's Lot 💀

Yeah, to the ruling class.

Another W for woke.

His entire life is just stepping on one rake after another before melting down and blaming everyone else before stepping on another rake again.

the media are fascist collaborators.

whatever you say buddy. go pick a fight with someone who cares.

I'm not laughing at the bombing of civilians, I'm laughing at the absurdity of the entire situation that nobody in the United States seems to give a fucking shit about except for how much it's going to cost to fill up gas tanks. It's all very very dark actually but go ahead and keep woke-scolding.

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Can't stop winning lmao

Many such countries. So many are responsible.

Aerial view of large scale devastation inflicted on the southern Lebanese town of Bint Jbeil, with an Israeli tank parked in the center of the photo.

This is what Israel has done to Bint Jbeil, my hometown in southern Lebanon

It's a big club and we're not in it.

This is going to backfire spectacularly. 🤭

We deserve the worst.

They won't stop until the entire region looks like Gaza.

Example of why you shouldn't rely on tech:a gentleman was expecting a vet to come out and put his dog to sleep, only I cancelled because I get this message. When I get to the house they said they were expecting the vet in 10 minutes. He didn't even know he told me his dog was dead bc he used Siri.

My God. This is horrifying.

Activists Tear-Gassed at Failed Raid of Beagle Research Facility

Some 1,000 protesters tried to storm a private breeding and lab facility in Wisconsin in an effort to steal thousands of beagles that are bred for medical experimentation www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

It will honestly be devastating if Trump fires Kash because he's the only purely funny thing about this Trump term

War criminal sitting with an aspiring war criminal.

New information has come to light which paints the president as an incorrigible child molester and evil piece of garbage who’s a disgrace to humanity.

There’s old information which paints him in that light too.

I love my psychedelics but I already feel like I'm having the worst trip of my life every day now.

Where's that Dave Matthews apologies meme.

100% those disabled soldiers will end up in poverty and homeless and some asshole politician like Gavin Newsom will toss their shit in the trash and tell them to get a jorb right before they go to a 5 star restaurant where dinner costs my rent for a month

It's all so predictable. But hey, ballroom!

What a fucking tool lmfao

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can't stop winning