What are the odds we get a Dana Carvey Tom Brokaw "Gerald Ford" whenever It Happens?

Very curious if there's any franchise in the league that could make Drew Allar a 10 year NFL QB. Minnesota with McConnell? Atlanta with Stefanski? Seattle when Darnold regresses? Maybe the Rams. That'd be cool. But I don't see Allar as an NFL prospect in the least.

My @dannyheifetz.bsky.social approved Giants first 3 round draft picks. Even better than Sonny Styles that @craighorlbeck.bsky.social gave him!

cc: @dannybkelly.bsky.social

‘We were terrified they were going to kill us’: fishers who survived US boat strike speak out An Ecuadorian fishing crew describe their ordeal as victims of Trump’s purported war on ‘narcoterrorists’

A group of Ecuadorian fishermen survived a US drone strike, were detained at gunpoint, phones wiped, ship blown up, disappeared to El Salvador, then released without charge. “They knew we were fishermen. Even the Salvadorian authorities said things had been handled very badly.”

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

BREAKING: The YES vote will WIN Virginia’s redistricting referendum, allowing Democrats to redraw maps ahead of the midterms and potentially flip the state from 6–5 to 10–1 — a four-seat swing that could decide control of Congress.

Had to have a fall guy, I suppose

I don't know him but he's a good one, right?

She looks like she had some more work done on her face recently

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@kenjennings.bsky.social has to wrangle you and @katienolan.bsky.social?! Good frickin luck.

I read this as the Wikipedian saying "get bent"

I have a blind spot for Africa 😅

www.maptap.gg April 21
92🏆 99🎯 99🎯 54🤫 94🏅
Final score: 833

Interesting! Is it the same for everybody on that day? It felt like mostly places I've lived in or visited. Houston, Little Rock, a town in Uruguay that I just guessed the country, same with China. I don't recall the fifth. Maybe a Canadian city? I just like Canada.

Right, but they're also not some Boogeyman "chemtrails" nonsense. Of course contrails exist! Just look up! Not you, here, just some other figurative doofus.

My best yet I think

www.maptap.gg April 20
100🎯 91👑 92🏆 96🔥 97🔥
Final score: 954

This guy is nearly 50!

Thankfully it's actually difficult to find that epic Frisbee drop from @peteroverzet.bsky.social. The disappointment would be haunting.

South Korea is having a bad time, eh?

This is truly how you know our entire government system is fucked. She is meant to represent us but instead, even after hearing how disapproved her agenda is and has been, she'll be back to work ignoring her constituents as long as she can.

Shouldn't be here to body shame but the guy is a professional wrestler and pest. He's looking a bit paunchy, eh?

That must be why Clase is facing federal felony charges. He got Miller Cursed.

Gonna need @zmanespo.bsky.social to chime in with the guys on this one. It's the only thing keeping me from being a member.

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The discovery process

@jaketapper.bsky.social is so good at what he does. Where the hell did that hit book on Biden come from when the rest of what he does seems so above board?

That's the sound of @dannyheifetz.bsky.social stepping off the windowsill

Let's just all admit it's I'll Be There For You and call it a day, then.

I think this is the only answer