Bought ours several years ago, but this is still awesome!

I thought vaccines didn't work, or so they said...

I don't want pasta sauce on my salad!

I'm feeling a solid 6

I thought this was real for a minute. 😂

He must need help paying those overdue payments

If she fits, she sits! There's nothing like a cat and a box. ♥️

If she fits, she sits! There's nothing like a cat and a box. ♥️

Someone actually sent $10k 🤮

I'm thinking he doesn't realize that "unremarkable" is a good thing when it comes to MRI results. I'm sure his are highly remarkable. 🤦‍♀️

Because of how high the stakes are. So many are going to fry, not just Trump and Clinton.

They are!

I live about 15 miles from there. It's awful. The first floor of the school still isn't open.

That's a blue-eyed angel, and you can't convince me otherwise!

Pssh...who can afford hamburger these days?

I'm a fan of King Julian, myself.

Release. The. Files.

Nice way to say he's a c*** 😂

Kid Methhead

It's people like him who deserve to be deported and left to rot.

Yes! The intro should be no more than 250 characters. Just make that shit short and sweet, like, "I love soup, so here's my recipe."

It's friend shaped. It has the most boopable nose. Idk what you're talking about! 😍

Steelers fan, here. My deepest condolences.

Took a cleaning break and came back to the cutest little furball

Idk what you're talking about. Look at that fine specimen of white man. So handsome. Infact, there's never been anyone more handsome. So in shape. I bet he could run a marathon and win! What an honor to call him my president. Or something.

Same!