so sorry to be the debbie downer but the tag “sam wilson is bad at feelings” truly should not exist on ao3 like im so sorry but im so serious

has anyone tried making a pipe that looks like an airpod?

i would sacrifice half of the universe if it meant getting shemar moore in a marvel movie

i’ve been in a depressive episode since like late april but i cleaned my room, started laundry and unloaded the dishwasher:) i feel very proud even though i had to stay up until 4:30 am to complete it all:) now 12 hour sleep woohoo

i couldn’t have been in thunderbolts cause my dumb ass would’ve mid fight said “has anyone tried to kiss sentry? yknow to like distract him or something?”

did i just block someone for trying to explain to me that “john walker is actually REALLY likable”? yes! i did:) i think wyatt russell is really likable! i love hockey!:) do not speak to me about john

if i have to see this fuck ass mission impossible trailer one more time i’m going to lose my mind

new favorite thing: putting my industrial suspenders on with a fit that for sure doesn’t require it, sweatshirt sweatpants combo with suspenders goes HARD

need to rewatch twilight

and yes i love my friends

shoutout to everyone born in june of 2002, ur parents were the real freak4freaks

god bless men with full pouty lips

Today is their day😍😍😍

what the fuck are pinkies even for

just begging for buck to listen to amy winehouse and sob in eddies bedroom pls

posted about buddie too much on tiktok now they put all my videos under review 😔

eddie feelings realization arc is just him watching the birdcage and out loud saying “am i robin williams in this situation?”

the realization that i don’t have to have a comforter or a top sheet has freed me

i need the opposite of a hearing aid, just something that turns everything down for a bit

if jesus turned out to be a white man with blue eyes and a weird birthmark i think i would have to re evaluate my life choices

feel the fire by peabo bryson is just begging to be used in 9-1-1, don’t tell me it wouldn’t be hilarious

trying to explain buddie lore to my mom and the only thing she keeps saying is “don’t call tommy a bitch! that is rude” she just doesn’t get it😔

i forget that religious ppl r like that all the time. gang shit

the context never matters, anytime i hear “fork found in kitchen” i cackle

i love when a movie is old enough that when i buy it on dvd they don’t have trailers or even a title screen it just immediately starts playing the opening credits 🩷💓

shoutout the one mexican guy that u can always find working at a sushi spot. u make me feel welcomed

yall don’t understand how much these silly firefighters mean to me oh fuck

fuck i love 9-1-1, i wish firefighters were real

thank u thank u