a kind and loving god would not allow there to be seven (7) business days between me and vacation

magnificent

that’s the face of a dog who regrets nothing

always thankful for their service 🫡

SOON. but not soon enough for the time off-less :(

but what if no?

KEYS AHHHHHH

……buddy

finished the pitt, taking an emotional support nap about it

oh no

you will surely not regret

have you considered: third cup

on the upside, I’m extremely ready to shoot things by the time I get out of it

controls on the mako had all the finesse of a rocket-propelled brick, but the hammerhead. the fucking hammerhead. whoever decided to make me pilot this thing across lava? come here, I just want to talk

(hashtag mass effect problems)

it's my sister's bday and I have sent her a 5 kilo bag of rice that will be delivered at some point today because I'm not a good brother

100% yes. if I already have the answer, I don’t need it. and if I don’t have the answer, I don’t trust it. it serves no purpose for me.

I’ve accepted that I’m too much of a control freak. I don’t trust another human to do my grocery shopping, and I’m supposed to give spicy autocomplete free rein on complex planning and communication? lol no

Two mushrooms with orange stems and red caps. On one of the stems sits a very tiny brown toad! photo by Diogo Luiz

A closeup of the tiny toad from the previous photo, perched on an orange mushroom stem! They are light brown in color with small, symmetrical markings in darker brown! They have very skinny legs! If you look very closely, they only have a couple of toes on each foot! photo by Diogo Luiz

Our friend the Izecksohn's Flea Toad is one of the smallest toads in the world, with adults averaging a just over a third of an inch long! They live in southern Brazil! (photos by Diogo Luiz)

there is a RACCOON CARDIGAN and I have never needed anything more, oh no

as a serial Astarion romancer: the heart wants what it wants, you will surely not regret, etc

(also: GARRUS)

100% correct

WHAT IF 😈😈😈👀👀👀

I knew he was a favorite and I thought I understood, but I DID NOT. fully attacked by just HOW hot that was and I have no complaints

I’m love him and we’re getting married in the fall

I wasn’t NOT here for it in ME1, but ME2 is next level and I think I’m dying?

I’m in hell and it’s FINE

🙌🙌🙌

put that thing back or so help me :(

returning to mass effect 2 after an extended run in 1400s Bohemia by way of kingdom come deliverances 1 and 2. I have just found garrus and um. UMMMM?? so he’s gonna be a PROBLEM huh

mood :(