eat raw eggs then go nap belly-up in the sun so they cook inside you

ohhhhhh i hate this

i celebrated 420 the way i always do, by consuming less weed than usual

celebrating 024

When you check out what's going on at Twitter for a few minutes and then come back here, you hear this music play when you arrive.

show us the top tiers!

this price is suspicious, right? $400 for an op-1 seems crazy, and the listing's been up for 4 days

this sucks so bad; i just learned of this place like two weeks ago and have been meaning to go buy some books there. fucking bummer

it's a weed day miracle!

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

polyamory win! wife-in-law found the mother lode at the thrift store and now i have some wonderful new noise makers i'll use to torture the rest of the house. i'm not sure what exactly the zither is, it seems to be a mini guzheng but i'm not familiar with this size of movable-bridge zither

ok k.o.! weed

1 dandelion plant can grow enough Wish Spheres to bring hope to an entire town

i went to a cajun food truck last week and when i saw étouffée on the menu i could't stop thinking about that room service moment

When you consider the mysterious deaths of BLM activists over the years, not to mention a century of surveilling Black movement leaders, this is quite something

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Lisa simpson in front of a glass case of THE BOARD OF CANADA

broke atm, any help would be big here. sorry to be a drain, i hate it.

yay thank u!

oh! where is it? i wanna check it out next time i'm in town

they're very good, perfect comfy size for pillow and hug

i'm extremely right and i know it. it seems like all the animals i know have one

the Wild Republic wolf plush is the therian Blåhaj

evelyn said you should definitely get one. evelyn said you need one or you'll die

weld that shit shut for good

this is so funny

god damn this sounds amazing. i could never get a good sound out of that amp but you really make it sing! sounds like you got some beefy strings on that thing. i've also got a bunker impulse that i recorded a few months ago and also sounds amazing. finally a good use for bunkers

“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’

clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]

Procedurally generated image.

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#ProceduralArt #generative

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