I have the byoma and I cant tell if it does anything good def doesnt seem to do anything bad. I think I wanna try the thayers one next

Ok nvm the fucking rhode glazing milk broke me out

Like not worth it being free. Would’ve rather paid for a proper lunch

Our catered lunch today was so bland it was a waste of tummy space omg

In honor of the special election…

DUMP THEM IF THEY DONT VOTE! THANKS!

Why is euphoria just porn now

Please send good juju! Waiting on some news (not health related so dont worry)

Mr z likes to say “work is bussin” when it’s busy and every time im like THATS NOT HOW YOU USE BUSSIN YOU BOOMER but now he thinks it’s funny so he keeps using it incorrectly

And they get out of putting out this clickbait and misleading content by saying “consult with your tax professional” you dumb fucking bitch the people reading this use turbotax

I HATE “tax education” accts that irresponsibly tell you “here are six tax deductions you can take after X”

And they list things for which you are only eligible if you (1) itemize, which is not applicable for many (most?) people; or (2) make below a certain income that again does not apply to many

You have to have some level of narcissism to be a regular lifestyle influencer right? Not like fitness, career, or specific niche

I am buying this

This dumb bitch has been on the hip thrust machine for over 15 minutes

I need some banana bread

The girl who calls her dad to speak in old English is so funny 😂

“Papa…hark”
“Oh god not now”

No counter space in bathroom just open shelving above the toilet

Dropped my $80 vitamin c serum in the toilet and the lid popped off so that’s trash 😩 I HATE THIS HOUSE AND LAYOUT

My forearm looks really weird in that photo

My favorite couch cuddler

My blood pressure at my appt today was 96/61 im going to live forever bitch

a man in a blue sweater and white collar is making a surprised face while sitting in a crowd . ALT: a man in a blue sweater and white collar is making a surprised face while sitting in a crowd .

Mr z and i were going over finances because we wanna buy a house at some point and he had the audacity to suggest i spend as much as i make when i asked where all my money went every month

Im such a good wife. I wish I had me as a wife

We have spicy pork bulgogi to make (pre-marinated from hmart) but idk if i should make rice bowls, tacos, or something else with it

The chiro place i go to has massage therapists and theyre part of the package like you get adjusted and then head over to get a mini massage and omg it’s my favorite part

THESE FUCKERS THIS WAS A PRIME SPOT the car in front is over the line and the car in back is too

I dont understand why people make the effort of commenting when they don’t read the post??

I got a pack of koozies with all diff colors so we’re not all matchy matchy!

Gonna use my cricut to create some custom koozies for my birthday bach!

Why do i owe taxes when i didnt claim any exemptions

Fuck thanks for the reminder