The best Kinks album, shirley?
But releasing it the same day as the Beatles White Album, and a week before Stones Beggars Banquet must've harmed it's commercial performance

Harry Enfield?

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand ...

You've got a lot of nerve to say you are my friend

I'm in a band called Arse.
We're an Elbow tribute band, but nobody can tell us apart.

Overheard on a bus today:
"is that old bloke listening to us?"

Hurrah indeed - hiding in plain sight

Just had a beer brewed by a man with one leg.
Quite nice, bit hoppy though

A friend of mine recently grew a beard.
It doesn't suit her.