Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Nothing has killed more soldiers in the history of humanity than disease. While worst is a more complicated question Hegseth is absolutely the dumbest secretary of defense the United States has ever had. bsky.app/profile/ones...

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#TrekTuesday

It seems like the U.S government’s problem with the Pope is mostly that English is his first language. Much easier to ignore the Bishops Of Rome when they’re subtitled.

The 2026 Atlantic storm name list: Arthur Bertha Cristobal Dolly Edouard Fay Gonzalo Hanna Isaias Josephine Kyle Leah Marco Nana Omar Paulette Rene Sally Teddy Vicky Wilfred

the 2026 Atlantic hurricane names have been released, and I need to tell you all right now that if I get swept off this mortal coil by a storm named Kyle I am haunting the halls of the World Meteorological Organization until the end of time

3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

xkcd.com/3234/

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

Bill Murray as Phil Connors from GROUNDHOG DAY stands in front of the Strait of Hormuz: "Well, the Strait of Hormuz is closed... again..."

Again...

Them: Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the society that made it possible
Me: Ah yes Silicon Valley *should* pay more taxes
Them: Not like that

What the Dem platform for 2028 must be:
1. Epstein Trials
2. ICE Trials
3. War Crimes Tribunals

We don’t want to hear about a $10,000 tax credit for starting new AI businesses.

We demand JUSTICE.

I'm sorry... what?

I didn't have to do 400 push-ups in my last black belt test... which was 8 hours long and preceded by a three month conditioning class, along with years of training... but they were making kids do this without working their way up to that ridiculous number?

V-PAP — #DragonCon2024 YouTube video by DragonConTV

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This image is a political illustration from the German newspaper Die Zeit depicting a confrontation between a Pope and a US President.

The artwork is titled "Pope Leo XIV" and portrays a tension-filled scene between the two figures.

Cancelled

Hegseth saying “The Pharisee Press” should be a fully mask off moment. He is saying “The Jewish Press”. But Christians of all political stripes are so devoted to using Pharisees as a rhetorical prop that liberal Christians regularly insist it’s totally fine, no matter how many Jews try to explain.

This is like going to a bullfight wearing PETA underoos.

Lotta folks failing the Point Out Caitlyn Jenner is Suffering Entirely Predictable Consequences Without Being Transphobic challenge.

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

A four-panel comic featuring two fluffy black cats sitting side by side on a soft pink ground with a blue-purple sky. In the first panel, one cat asks, “What’s your favorite place?” In the second, the other cat replies, “I don’t think I have one.” In the third, it continues, “I think I have favorite beings. And places feel nicer when they’re there.” In the final panel, the first cat looks at the other with heart-shaped eyes, and the second cat says, “Just like this one!”

Happy Caturday 🐾🤍

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

Two days apart.

Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?

Read the text of this invite below. It is crazed.

'Ellison’s decision to spend time in Washington “honoring” a White House that has made demonizing the press central to its playbook has outraged staffers at CBS News.' www.status.news/p/david-elli...

a man with a mohawk is driving a car with the words `` quit your jibber jabber fool '' written on the screen . Alt: Mr. T, a man with a mohawk who pitties any fool who doesn't know who he is, sits a car with the words "quit your jibber jabber fool" written on the screen.

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This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance, or you're eliminated

the nonbinary rapper who frequently gets misgendered as a man: Mx. Sir-a-Lot

Me trying to tune in to Bluesky

The other important item from the reporting is that the APOs/the military postal addresses in theater, have been turned off indefinitely. Meaning no care packages, no mail, nothing can be received. That's a morale killer. The people in charge of this mess couldn't organize an orgy in a whorehouse.