I've had a FedEx package out for delivery since last Wednesday, so I finally called them to see if it was lost or something and the only thing they'd tell me was to contact the sender..
The last tracking notification was "Out for delivery", so it's odd that the sender has anything to do with this 🫠
Apparently there's no need to isolate yourself at all when you're sick as long as you offer your f'n neti pot to whomever you infect
You may be surprised to learn that "meteorologist" and "meaty urologist" describe two very different jobs
Just think, if someone spent that $50k signing bonus on weaponry and temu tactical gear, they could march on Mar-a-Lago with "absolute immunity"
Got a week-long vacation for being on /r/ufos for saying Jesse Michels and James Fox were "speculating directly out of their buttholes" and that they "jerk off Tulsi Gabbard for no apparent reason".
Pete Hegseth drinking game where you take a shot every time he says "lethality"
Now General Raisin Caine (for real?) will read a prepared statement by ChatGPT
Trump just slurring his way through a ramble
First one's free
I wonder what he's so excited about
I'm doing something
raccoon fella
saucy guy
team up meme for my brain anxiety joining forces with sadness
One of those days
6 ticks on my leg
Welp, looks like the ticks are doing great this year
Barn with Trump's presidential photo / mugshot
This barn used to be painted with a rainbow gradient, ughhhhh
Of course there's a cyber truck parked in the Hooters lot at 10pm on a Wednesday
Grandma's Evangelical Christian magazines from 1946 have all this crazy woke stuff like "our responsibility for the destiny of the world compels us to get under the world's agony and lift"
4 panel comic 1st panel: Orange man angrily accusing birdhouse of treating him very very badly, just a very nasty birdhouse. 2nd panel: Orange man punches birdhouse causing it to effin' explode 3rd panel: "One week later..." 4th panel: Orange man throws a parade for himself with the birdhouse he built by taping the parts of the original birdhouse back together.
Made this for my mom but she probably won't understand it
Trump pronounces "billion" with four L's
missed the last step and smacked my head on the wall but I'm be broccoli
Oooo heck yes
Still workin'
Cropped screenshot from Inkscape showing a Santa with perhaps a lil penguin?
Bet ya can't guess what I'm working on (as quickly as possible, considering the dozen other things I need to get done before next week)
