"I'll flip the draft back to you ASAP!"

12(b)(6): when you move to dismiss for

In our house it's canon that Sisu is John Wick's ancestor.

His band Welles is also extremely good shit

media.tenor.com/jeM0Reg4B1gA...

"Nothing exists."
"Even if something exists, nothing can be known about it."
"Even if something can be known about it, that knowledge cannot be transmitted to others."
"Even if it can be communicated, it cannot be understood."

So true! Prove what never happened.

Same!

My new absolute favorite heading (from a First Amendment brief) @kenwhite.bsky.social

Me every day after being on here for 10 seconds

I need this to be a gif I can use as a reaction to whatever Elon does

I deeply needed a laugh right now, thank you

Everything is still terrible, except my kitty

The Ghost Truck one I assume, because the spirit has the body (of the truck)

True, and also, I am high-key obsessed with your handle

Now the branches come too close to grinding irrevocably against one another in a conflict that promises to diminish both. This is a losing proposition all around. The Judiciary will lose much from the constant intimations of its illegitimacy, to which by dent of custom and detachment we can only sparingly reply. The Executive will lose much from a public perception of its lawlessness and all of its attendant contagions. The Executive may succeed for a time in weakening the courts, but over time history will script the tragic gap between what was and all that might have been, and law in time will sign its epitaph.

"The Executive may succeed for a time in weakening the courts, but over time history will script the tragic gap between what was and all that might have been, and law in time will sign its epitaph."

hmm "they invaded us and caused bad economic things so we have the right to extrajudicially purge them from our country and pack them into torture prisons" where have I heard this plot before

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we should all just stop asking each other "how are you?" at club fed and the energy we would save pasting on smiles and brightening our voices to distract from our empty dead eyes would be like mutual debt cancellation

"Nikita Baker, Pamela Bondi, Kenneth Genalo, Todd Lyons, Kristi Noem, Marco Rubio (Ensign, Drew)"

Who submitted the filing for DOJ?

So it's cool to kidnap & disappear ppl now & kids are dying of measles & we have thoughtcrime & the economy is in freefall but at least NYT has sent me tips on how to eat fewer processed foods

Proud that the Reconstructionist Rabbinical Association and my old Boston congregation, Dorshei Tzedek, signed on.

the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHs have it

Kaldor-Hicks efficiency seemed really bad until we were living in the school of Dunning-Kruger efficiency

Legal Industry Responses to Fascist Attacks Tracker (Public)

🚨Georgetown University Law Center students are detailing which law firms have caved and which have stood up to the Trump regime. They have created this spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets... Please share widely.

As the people wish

gonna eat exclusively cheese today in honor of Wisconsin

Honestly a speech where the ultimate point is "fuck Strom Thurmond" is probably a good thing to have on the marks right now, for a lot of reasons.