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Posts by Gregorio de la Vega / Extraño

“You know my door is always open, Miss Velez.”

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“¿Estás practicando tu español?”

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Gregorio, in fact, did not make sure he got it

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“For the last time, I am NOT Doctor Strange!”

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“I will take his DoorDash order for him though.”

he grabs the bag from the delivery person, and gives the man a very generous tip

“I’ll make sure he gets it.”

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“Practice makes perfect”

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Will they walk the same path or will they forge their own destinies?

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Legends.

Legends truly never die. They are simply reborn. Their tales live on. They are sometimes reborn.

Or their legends live on through others

Their gifts and powers passed on.

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“My husband is shedding again.”

he waves his hand and conjures up a lint roller

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magically refills his mug and brings it to his lips

“Ah. Perfection.”

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climbs out of a fridge and shuts the door behind him

“Don’t mind me. This was the shortest route.”

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“No.”

sips from his mug

“I don’t think you’d have the patience to learn magic.”

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“Jason Voorhees is a powerful deadite. But he’s manageable if you are skilled enough.”

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The Justice League Queer. We formed when Eclipso attacked a Pride Parade.

I suppose our group isn’t an official team. But we do occasionally get together and support each other. And we team up to defend each other.

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We are actually called the JLQ. But my husband thinks the name could use some work

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“If a corpse could wheeze? I believe that’s quite common for the undead.”

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“If you’re a wizard and you don’t know any spells to dry yourself, then you should hit the books again.

You’d be shocked how early hygiene is addressed in spell books.”

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“Ah is that young Ivette?”

he waved at @themightyjaguar.bsky.social

“¡Quiero hablar contigo!”

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“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”

he casts a spell that causes his glass to be refilled by itself

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“I keep myself regular”

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“Very well. I eat a lot of fibre.”

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“Because I am free to choose to be.”

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“I always encourage the pursuit of knowledge. What may seem like a pointless question from one person’s perspective may be genuine for another.”

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“There is no such thing as a pointless question”

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“My point being, please do not go to Hell for the intention of having a good time. You will not have a good time.”

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“As much as a Princess of Hell may try to tell you, as well meaning as she may be, Hell is still Hell. Even if there is a good hotel there for you to get better and try to redeem yourself…it is still Hell. It is not a broadway musical.”

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“I’m always around. When I am needed. Or when my child isn’t being a handful.”

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“I like to spread the holiday cheer. And the holiday queer.”

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“Please do not warm up the sodas.”

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“And for the last time, I am not Doctor Strange. Stop sending me his mail.”

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“Thanksgiving is coming up soon. If you celebrate and wish to have a nice meal, I am always willing to conjure up a plate.

And the doors to The Sacrarium are always open”

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