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The unfortunate victim died of flu…

He flu out of a tenth story window

Fabulous, glad to see a cycle hire scheme finally coming back to the city, and with a much larger and more reputable firm this time round.

We really need to see now what the coverage map will look like, and whether we can end hires away from designated parking spots this time!

Someone put a Rabbit Island sign on Rabbit Island

Influencer's fleeing Dubai right now.

brb off to buy one of those scammy ‘laird of 1sq.cm of Caithness bog’ titles online as an investment, that I can offer to renounce if I ever need to get out of a speeding fine.

Then whoever blocked Burnham from running should be sacked for incompetence.

Oh.

fell for it again award

On a fucken weekend too. Courteous thing would have been to start the end of the world on a Monday.

Honey Soy Garlic Chicken Delicious Honey Soy Chicken Meal Prep that stays fresh all week with flavourful air-fried potatoes and garlic green beans.

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I’ve been trying to get in the habit of cooking at least a couple times a week since the new year, rather than just relying on oven / microwave ready stuff forever. This one was more complicated than previous efforts, and didn’t go too wrong!

I honestly was certain he died a couple of years ago and now I’m wondering who I was mixing him up with

Coalition of the smol guys

“I will continue the fight” raises the tantalising prospect of Goodwin offering himself up to be publicly humiliated in defeat at any number of by-elections between now and the next general.

Best of luck avoiding all the journalists doing their vox-pops along the high street then

It’s giving

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

This is so good. Both as a little political economy analysis of British pubs and as a guide to how to use machine learning to learn about humans.

Thanks, now John Curtice is crying

From the home of an enthusiastic and truly committed smoker.

Event poster on bright turquoise background featuring black and grey collage of jazz musicians performing. Text reads "HOURS& ABERDEEN JAZZ FESTIVAL, RHYME LOUNGE, 21.09.26, THE TUNNELS, 10.30PM - LATE" with Aberdeen Jazz Festival HOURS and Tunnels venue logos.

HOURS bring their annual live hip-hop and jazz session back to Aberdeen Jazz Festival for a fourth year on 21 March, with the house quartet joined by FER3Z, Florence Jack and more.

Kai Reesu, Scottish Album of the Year winners, open the night. Full lineup still to come.

Tickets 👇🏼
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🤩 BLACKPOOL 🤩

Huh, that makes me wonder if my Ricohflex is supposed to have detents at the shutter speeds / f-stops. Both are smooth through the whole range of travel

Your ancestors were contractors paid by the hour

There’s no point fighting it, just post the photo

The machine-gunner photographers are the funniest sort. Never know which of the four-hundred-photo-burst of that duck doing absolutely nothing might be best.

Not until he’s in the ground or in a cell.