(( hoooooly fuck dk bananza is awesome (I finished it)

9999 GOLD????? A robbery !!!

[ burning you in turf pieces ] go to hell little buddy!

IN SIX DAYS…. KONG STRANDING

(( still incredibly funny to me that dk had no idea who Pauline was but he ended up continuing the Jumpman Cycle anyways

Well, duh! Even Kiddy could’a told you that.

I always yearned for the mines, little buddy!

(( don key KOOOOOOOOONG

RRRAHHHHGH THIS ROCK FUCKING /SUCKS/

ME DONKEY. ME OPEN BIG CAN OF BEANS [ starts absolutely destroying the local landscape ]

that’s right baby, I talk now. we’re Donkey Kong Country’ing (the animated series) this bitch

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

ooook (it means you)

this is understanable. i'm pretty big and scary and y'know? i'm kinda abig deal

… and he was behind you.

oooh oook ((what if there was a BIHG monkey….))

ok ooook (( i’m going to kill you. and then kill you again ))

ook ook ook ((alright fine. I forgive you, I Guess.))

OOK OOK OOK ((WOW OKAY. I LEARN A NEW SKILL AND YOU HIT ME WITH THE TRIPLE QUESTION MARK. I SEE HOW IT IS))

ook ((Night school))

[ in perfect english ] entirely a need for it

OOK OOOK ((ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE))

ook ook ((Mario is a pussy ass bitch))

written by kyo
#mvrp

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