“You stole a fucking flower from a dead woman. Like, are any of you human anymore?”👇

still existing. Barely!

Not a good timeline folks

A mop in a janitor mop bucket on a hardwood floor in a living room. A broom is in the background.

mop day

2025 is the year Flickr makes a comeback

The cat with a cone photoshopped onto the Pixar logo where the iconic light would be.

we will make the most of these trying times

A black kitten with stitches on eye and a protective cone of shame around his neck.

sweet baby Dash got fixed and had eye surgery yesterday.

if you've noticed a lot of chocolate on the main page of wikipedia it's because 6 mo ago one random person started cranking out a tooooon of amazing overhauls to chocolate articles and now the quality of chocolate content has literally never been better. thank you chocolate hero whoever you are

It’s not being alarmist. It’s listening to and acknowledging the actual alarms going off, but people are walking around with noise cancelling headphones on.

It was not even remotely close to working lmao

a social media network that requires MLA style works cited on any post

I’m so very tired

Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4 -The Onion

Guy Who Posted Craigslist Ad Wasn’t Expecting Dame Judi Dench To Buy His PS4
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It’s happening

post so bad on social they can’t fire you

Celebrating Thanksgiving on the side of a cliff this year

Good squirrel

Be the change you want to see

BREAKING: local man joins bluesky, continues to post duds

A black cat named Pico De Gato holding a mouse toy in his mouth. He’s staring out the window. He’s the baby of the family.

A black Labrador retriever named Basil. She’s on the couch dressed up in a tiger Halloween costume. Ferocious.

Oldest black cat named Darkwing Duck. It is an extreme close up selfie in the kitchen. Looks similar to what my patients would take. Sorta blurred. His eyes look spaced out.

Well darth i hope you see these cute babies of mine and appreciate them 🖤

*note i did not create them
**names: Pico (De Gato), Basil, Darkwing Duck
***other note, if you look closely, it’s not 3 felines. One is disguised as a tiger 🥸

Selfie of a man (me) wearing a pink horseshoe crab shirt. I’m holding a glass of wine and looking fine.

I cannot express enough how much more sophisticated I am now, simply because I wear a horseshoe crab shirt designed by Roger. The compliments I get. The notoriety. “That shirt stands out. I think I saw you the other day at Home Depot. Do you wear that multiple times a week?” Why yes, yes I do.

He won't be doing it this Friday. That's it. I'm out of here. I started this account a couple years back to create a little bit of light in my life, and somehow over the past year it "blew up" a bit to the point where hundreds (maybe more!) of people were finding some light in it, too. It was super fun to read people's replies and QTs and stuff, but then I would read some folks' profiles and see that this account was being shared onto timelines with nothing but darkness. I'm choosing to stop sharing my light with your darkness. See y'all on the other side.

Just posted this onto the other place in lieu of an “announcement” that I’m moving the account here full-time.

thanks i almost forgot

Javelina captured running by wall on MSNBC.

the moment our timeline took a turn for the worst

debuting a new character the lazy drum-banger

THE LAZY DRUM-BANGER: i don't want to work

A center console of a Ford Bronco Sport with a takeout container of salsa in the middle cup holder hole.

The Ford Bronco Sport comes standard with a takeout salsa container holder. Drive with your dips™️ 🥰

the millennial third-life crisis urge to just try and learn skateboarding and specifically a kickflip 🛹

Iconic