Hopefully he's dead somewhere, dying twice.

That's baseball, Baby! #SFvsCIN

bills paid. groceries got. surprise Friday on a Wednesday...

🎶 Ain't nothin' gonna break-a my stride, Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no, I got to keep on moving 🎶

SAME SH!T

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If she ain't Cindy Crawford in 1992, I don't want her.

I play one card face down and end my post

Butterflies & Dogs Shit

if you can't find it on the 2nd time, then it's just not in you.

Sometimes, we all need a little Forest Gump.

a group of people are playing baseball in a field ALT: a group of people are playing baseball in a field

April 7th 1993, The Sandlot was released.

Giants need the eye of the tiger today. Can't walk in there all Daisy's and Mushroom's again.

still conscious still thinkin'
still active, movin', breathin'

I like baseball on the radio.

I'm not sad, I'm just trying really fucking hard.

As men, we are attracted to what we can fill up. Like, ice chests, orange home depot buckets, and pussy.

they go down like candy.

Just called my coworker's vagina some, Fried Onion Skin, and I've never been more proud of myself, and HR has never been more appalled.

I got spurts, she got squirts.

Calling the rain drops home.

The animals are waiting.

"The pie is never too sweet."

I still got it goin' on, I just gotta get it together!

I've been a crooked lil bitch today, and it's not even 9'oclock.

##Xenoverse2 #NintendoSwitch

Barking up the wrong tree? I've been screaming in the wrong forest for years.

You mean the Heaven above us.

Cheri Oteri fine as hell.

Bay Area breeze to refresh me,
Coffee and Tequila to warm me,
and a God to be thankful for.

Thank you, Toxic Masculinity.

🤖 SFGiants

Grand Slam Haase 💥