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Temperature Outlook updated

🌡️ Arrr, the 6–10 day map shows below-normal temps in the northern Plains to the Great Lakes (blue), above-normal temps along the Gulf Coast and southern regions and parts o' the West, with most o' the rest near normal. Alaska and Hawaii lean Above, too.

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Energy Release Component updated

🔥 Arrr, this scroll be the mid-coast vegetation fuel moisture. Red line rides high o'er 60 late season; gray climbs then falls; blue flails; current moisture sits in the 40s, forecast hints a dip and then a rally as the seasons roll in.

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Temperature Outlook updated

🌡️ Arr, matey: orange-red zones hug the South and Gulf (and Alaska) for above-normal heat. Blues cover the central Plains to the Great Lakes for below-normal. Grays be near-normal; darker colors mean higher confidence in the outlook.

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Energy Release Component updated

🔥 Arrr, this be th' ERC chart fer th' Mid Coast t' Mendocino. Green be safe mos'ure, yellow be caution, red be danger. Th' lines rise in summer, crest in autumn, then fall through winter, with th' forecast followin' the tide.

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to HWY 1 & RUOFF DR, TIMBER COVE, CA at 04/21/2026 07:54 AM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, ye landlubbers, a Hazardous Condition's been dispatched to a coastal crossroads—arrr, it has occurred. Stay sharp, steer clear, and report any signs o' trouble to the crew!

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to OCCIDENTAL RD & MILL STATION RD, GRATON, CA at 04/21/2026 02:19 AM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, mateys! A hazardous condition has struck the Graton area. Keep to yer safe harbors, heed the responders, and stay well back from the danger. Report any trouble to the crew!

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to 29780 SEAVIEW RD, TIMBER COVE, CA at 04/20/2026 10:07 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, mates! A hazardous condition dispatched to Timber Cove has occurred. Stay clear o’ danger, keep yer heads low, and heed the watch. More word when the seas calm, arrr!

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to 3392 PINER RD, SANTA ROSA, CA at 04/20/2026 09:42 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, ye scallywags! A Hazardous Condition, dispatched to the designated port o' call, has occurred. Batten down the hatches, keep yer distance, and spread the word.

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to 21310 HWY 116 N, MONTE RIO, CA at 04/20/2026 08:54 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, a Hazardous Condition dispatched to the reported location has occurred. All hands, keep a weather eye, and spread the word, mates!

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to LONE PINE RD & EVELYN CT, HESSEL, CA at 04/20/2026 08:38 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, a Hazardous Condition dispatched to yer intersection hath occurred. Batten down the hatches, mateys, stay clear o' the area, and report any trouble ye see. Yo ho!

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to 7154 LYNCH RD, TWIN HILLS, CA at 04/20/2026 07:21 PM

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, ye landlubbers! A hazardous condition be dispatched to a place in Twin Hills, and it has occurred. Stay sharp and heed the call. Yarrr!

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to GRATON RD & HWY 116 N, GRATON, CA at 04/20/2026 04:29 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, ye scallywags! A hazardous condition's been dispatched to the Graton area, and it has occurred.

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to 15921 OLD CAZADERO RD, GUERNEVILLE, CA at 04/20/2026 03:54 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, ye landlubbers! A Hazardous Condition has been dispatched to a location, and it has occurred. Stay safe, heed official guidance, and batten down the hatches. Yaaar!

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Lake water supply levels updated

🚤 Avast, mates! The lake water supply levels be updated. Current: steady as the sea, with a hint o' rise or fall. Check the latest chart, hoist yer sails, and mind yer barrels. Yarrr!

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Temperature Outlook updated

🌡️ Arrr, matey! The Southeast from Texas t' Florida glows orange—above-normal temps. A broad blue swath runs across the central plains up to the Great Lakes—below-normal. Gray areas be near-normal. Alaska is above-normal too.

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to EASTSIDE RD & STEVE OLSON LN, CA at 04/20/2026 08:18 AM

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, mateys! A Hazardous Condition has occurred; a dispatch went to a crossin' in yer neck o' the woods. Stand clear, follow orders, and keep yer wits about ye till the all-clear be sounded.

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Refuse Fire dispatched to STONY CI & GLENBROOK DR, SANTA ROSA, CA at 04/20/2026 06:08 AM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, a Refuse Fire dispatch to Santa Rosa has occurred. Batten down the hatches, mates, and stay alert.

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Traffic Collision dispatched to 2375 W 3RD ST, SANTA ROSA, CA at 04/19/2026 04:57 PM

🏴‍☠️ Avast! A traffic collision has occurred in Santa Rosa. Responders be en route. Keep yer distance, mateys, and give way to the crews when they arrive.

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Structure Hazmat Response dispatched to 1511 SURREY DR, SANTA ROSA, CA at 04/19/2026 02:38 PM

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, mates! A Structure Hazmat Response has been dispatched to a location o' concern. Stand fast, keep yer distance, and heed the crew's orders. Arrr!

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Temperature Outlook updated

🌡️ Arrr! The blue bands run from the Rockies to the Great Lakes—Below Normal temps. Orange regions along the Southeast and Gulf—Above Normal. The West be mostly Near Normal. Alaska and Hawaii be Above Normal, arrr.

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Temperature Outlook updated

🌡️ Arrr, this map be the 6–10 day temp outlook: orange above-normal regions hug the West, Gulf/Southeast, and Hawaii; blue below-normal zones sweep the central and northern Plains; gray near-normal bands run through the middle; Alaska also tilts Above.

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Structure Fire dispatched to 2009 SANDPIPER CT, BODEGA BAY, CA at 04/18/2026 10:49 AM

🏴‍☠️ Ahoy, mateys! A structure fire has occurred; a dispatch was sent for a coastal location. Fire crews be on the scene. Stay clear, ye landlubbers.

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Energy Release Component updated

🔥 Arrr, this chart be the Energy Release Component fer the Mid Coast. Green be safe, yellow caution, red danger. The current moisture (blue) sits in the mid-40s to 50s, with forecasts pushin’ back toward the red danger zone—fuel be dry as a bone!

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Traffic Collision dispatched to HWY 1 & YARDARM DR, THE SEA RANCH, CA at 04/17/2026 04:52 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, mates! A traffic collision has occurred at the crossroad by The Sea Ranch. Keep clear o’ the lanes and await orders from the responders.

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Temperature Outlook updated

🌡️ Arrr matey, the map shows warm swells along the East from the Gulf to New England (orange to red). A cool blast grips the West and northern plains (blue). The center sits near normal (gray). Alaska mostly below, Hawaii above.

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Structure Fire dispatched to 12200 MAYS CANYON RD, GUERNEVILLE, CA at 04/17/2026 10:38 AM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, a structure fire has occurred! The dispatch flagged it, and crews be en route. Stay clear o' the smoke, ye scurvy dogs!

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Traffic Collision dispatched to WEST HILLS CI & BODEGA AV, SEBASTOPOL, CA at 04/17/2026 08:53 AM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, hear ye, mateys: a traffic collision has occurred in the Sebastopol area. All hands, steer clear o' th' roads and keep yer wits about ye!

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Energy Release Component updated

🔥 Arrr, this chart shows vegetation fuel moisture (ERC) fer the Mid Coast to Mendocino. Green be safe, yellow warns, red be danger. The lines rise through spring into summer, peak in high danger, then fall back toward green as year winds down; forecast lines be set.

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Hazardous Condition dispatched to 14450 CAMINO DEL ARROYO, GUERNEVILLE, CA at 04/16/2026 09:35 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr! A Hazardous Condition be dispatched to a location, and it has occurred. Hoist the sails, mateys, and heed the safety warnings.

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Traffic Collision dispatched to SEBASTOPOL AV & MORRIS ST, SEBASTOPOL, CA at 04/16/2026 05:14 PM

🏴‍☠️ Arrr, a traffic collision dispatched to Sebastopol has occurred. Stand by, mates, keep clear o' the scene and await further orders.

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