Halt potentiell überall I guess. In Wien gibt's angeblich 200 Dachse. Und nicht mal nur nahe Grünzeugs, mich hat einer auf dem Gehsteig angeglotzt

Aber bist du schon mal einem Dachs begegnet? Die sind gruselig

This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)

That's what's wrong with the Bundesliga

Wieso werden Magnums immer kleiner oida ich werd wahnsinnig, das Ding heißt literally MAGNUM

Manchmal weiß ich nicht, ob ich so müde bin wegen niedrigem Eisen oder weil ich alt werde

Or when his contract extension is announced.

Yeah, as soon as it's announced that Slot's definitely staying

It just keeps getting worse like how

Mo Salah in Europe, it's been some journey ❤️

Lmao it be like that

Almost! Eine kleine Party-Giraffe

Ich liebe es jetzt schon hihi

"Für „The Au Pair“ war Christian Ulmen kreativ maßgeblich verantwortlich, er schrieb die Drehbücher und führte Regie. Die Dreharbeiten fanden im vergangenen Herbst statt, also Monate nach seinem mutmaßlichen Geständnis."

what the flying fuck

Ich brauch ein anderes Profilbild

The desperation is off the charts

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Happy Malcolm mittendrin Tag an alle, die feiern

This is Capitu. She has always wanted to be in a band. Had no idea joining one would be this easy. 13/10 (TT: capitucao)

Apparently, Gakpo will become vice captain, so there's that

Andy Robertson is an era defining human being who transformed the ethos and soul of his team to match the spirit and identity of Liverpool the city and Liverpool the people. We will miss Mo's production a ton but we may miss Andy's personification of what it means to play for this club even more.

This is Molly. She has her best outfit on and the DJ is playing the classics. Doesn't get better than this. 13/10 (TT: fraank_dsm)

So this is where you're at now - zen mode 😭

The start of a beautiful friendship

Meine Insta Explore-Page ist voll von Yoshis und ich liebe alles daran

This is Milka. She'll get around to chasing her tail eventually. But for now she is just getting to know it. 12/10 (TT: milka_collie5)

Marzipan, das Lilane und irgendeinen Blauton

Beth said something that blows my mind. This team is not good at one singular thing. It's that simple but it's crazy.

I'd die for her

Chiesa's really trying to help him out there 😭 "no, lad, no"