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Posts by Joel Bernstein

we all know I have no life, so:

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Occasionally need to repost this Astro Boy panel where Dr. Ochanomizu's butt looks like the Bernie Sanders logo.

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VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

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Seahorses are aquarium on hard mode

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Yeah, my kids weren’t born when Despicable Me came out but they know what minions are

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The Adventures of Pete & Pete: Season 3 because Paramount won't.

Idk how far news of this has traveled but on Feb 28th I dropped season 3 in not-gunked quality lol www.youtube.com/@Season3Petes

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An emerging asymmetry: when AI critics say things that are incorrect or out of pocket, those things get laser-targeted by "reasonable" people almost instantly; however, AI boosters say utter nonsense all the time but they're given the benefit of the doubt, because the reality of the tech is murky.

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I couldn't help myself

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Landed aristocracy are inherently evil

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I like how the fish in the picture is like
Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

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I think if he had done nothing we’d still be headed toward an AI bubble recession, but adding tariffs and Iran and everything else on top isn’t making it better.

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A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Harming child brain development is how MAHA influencers reproduce

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cowboy who stubbed his toe:

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This movie is absolutely fucking brilliant and I will not rest until everyone recognizes that fact

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Oh, in..eh..in the ashtray, in the firegrate, in the vacuum cleaner...

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There are over 12,000 elvises in the US today.

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free level design advice for creating an FPS arena that people will call the best multiplayer map ever made for generations.

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reddit: "I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom.

Note, he has a beard and I don't.

While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it.

After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately rebearded. People lost their freaking minds."

reddit: "I visited my identical twin brother at his college where a lot of his floor didn't know he was a twin. That night he had some people over in his apartment and I hid in the bedroom. Note, he has a beard and I don't. While they were hanging out (and me hiding), he announces to the group that he's tired of his beard and is gonna shave it off, so he escapes to the bedroom where I'm hiding as if to shave. We switch clothes and I walk back out to the group with my bare face. Everyone takes note and, while it's generally an unusual thing to do at a party, nobody thinks much of it. After a bit I announce, "ya know, I kinda miss my beard. I think I'm gonna grow it back". At which point I go to the other room where my bearded twin was hiding. We switch clothes back and he walks back out to the group immediately rebearded. People lost their freaking minds."

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just read the headline "Apple TV reaping the benefits of stale content on bigger streamers," which is a hilarious way of saying, "Apple TV is succeeding by making quality shows"

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Put another way, I think the Jewishness of the army and the state is basically incidental. This is simply what happens when you have a racial supremacist state and a racial supremacist army and a racial supremacist law. The soldiers, regardless of the particulars, will act as if they are supreme.

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I think what people see as bait and switch is at least some times “people who remember being early adopters did not understand they were early adopters and got used to essentially pre-launch perks on various products”

That’s not “the first hit is free,” that’s “we got a small group hyped”

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…antiviral software started out basically a scam and then it got integrated into Windows as Windows Defender and it’s been fine for years

Email is free

Dial up Internet was never free. That was never a thing. Yes there were trials. Trial periods are not… god this is silly

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I owned Fawlty Towers on NTSC VHS and it was like four tapes. Why would they make it only one 30-35 minute episode per tape?

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a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a leather vest and necklace . Alt: Kevin Sorbo yelling “disappointed”
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You should flip it so the game works fine unless you enter the code from the manual that causes it to break

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Modern high yield crops on which we depend only produce that yield with several rounds of fertiliser application. A big proportion of that fertiliser can’t get out of the Middle East now. Millions of people are going to starve as a result of Bibi & Trump’s war.

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