Been too lazy lately; time to be more active in the morning!

Gonna take the overinflated rubber dog-suited girl for a walk in the park.

*Gets the lead and suit from the closet and opens the font door*

Oh, I see you've all lined up already! Only one today, I'll get more suits for tomorrow.

Hmm.

I'm pretty sure this Tuesday is a recycled one that they mislabeled.

Hah! Celestia making the moves!

"Yes! Let this be our final battle!"

Sorry you've been dealing with an art slump, but definitely understandable considering everything going on these days!

Overthunk.

Head ow.

Hah!

Excellent.

Lookin' good!

I'm doing my best.

Good point! Large print is always better.

My "ZeppelinFucker" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

You!

So mooshable!

Right?

Sorry what?

*Picks you up closer by your face and smothers you with purple cleavage*

Say again?

*Slowly lifts one overinflated purple palm and holds it so it attracts your gaze*

Heh.

*Plants said palm over half your face and hooks a thumb into an indelicate place*

*Caresses your ear with the other squeaky paw*

Go on. Obsess and confess about your favorite thing. Tell me! I want to know.

C'mon you need to warn me before I gotta headbutt everyone!

Ok, to be fair it's either that or kick them around 'roo style. Bonk or boot; decisions. Technically that's just more options.

Now I wanna headbutt someone! Is this a horns thing? It's a horns thing!

To be fair just grabbing someone's face with big inflataform purple palms and lining them up for a bonk just feels right.

Gotta bonk you. It's required! *THONK*

see that's not fair 'cause now I'm contemplating that too,

Nobody said life was fair!

*Digs into cleavage, pulls out a set of stylish purple glare glasses. Daintily sets them on your face*

I don't want you getting blinded by my goatish awesomeness, after all!

*Thank you very much, I'm really liking this look!*

*Squints*

I sense a bias!

*Contemplates a purple plastic inflatagoat look*

You know, for reasons.

Tiny feets, hyuuuuuge so many other things.

Listen here, Mr Butt.

Just cuz!

AnyGoat might get to you, I suspect!

Tiny feets!

Hope you can manage such! Sounds like a solid goal.

"They have an answering machine? That's weird, I'm not leaving a message."

Years later.

"No voice mail? Bitches."

A day off!

I should be productive today and use it to catch up on everything!

*But I won't*

Aw. Sorry you don't get more normal mornings.

Impressive!

*Intrusive thoughts tempt!*