A still from WarGames that reads: Greetings Professor Falken Hello A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Shut up, you woke-ass Tandy-sucking excuse for a toaster.

Seth has a lot to catch up on YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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The Last Starfighter - We Die YouTube video by Top Clips

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Starfish and Coffee YouTube video by Bendik Hofseth - Topic

Another Prince cover I adore.

Starfish and Coffee, Bendik Hofseth
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Rachelle Garniez - Raspberry Beret YouTube video by StorySound Records

A Prince cover I adore. Also a fun video.

Raspberry Beret, Rachelle Garniez
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Prince - Cream (Live At Webster Hall - April 20, 2004) YouTube video by princevevo

I don't think there's any performance that makes me smile as much as this. So much fun.

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Prince - I Feel For You [Acoustic Demo] (Official Audio) YouTube video by Prince

I love Chaka Khan's version, but Prince's demo is a completely different song and mood.

Gorgeous.

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In honour of Prince Forever day, here’s a fitting tribute: Purple Ryan

Jackson State v.s. Southern University Marching Band - Purple Rain Comparative Study YouTube video by Killa Kev Productions

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Accordions Go Crazy - I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man YouTube video by Neglected Trax

Looking for a zydeco version and this was the best I could find. Meh.

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That. Is. Good. Music.

A pretty exhaustive thread of different cover versions of Prince's "I Could Never Take the Place of Your Man"

The "Conquer-Russia-Pill"?

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Jason Mendoza holding a Molotov cocktail

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting.

“I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”

I have not heard this before, but if Bill Hicks had not died, I can easily picture him turning into a right-wingish conspiracy monger.

the art of war: “you - yes, you, dipshit - need to feed your men and make sure they don’t get sick. no you are not exempt on the basis of being a very special boy. oh my god, why am I surrounded by idiots.”

Seth Catches up on 3 Weeks of Insane News; Trump Tells Iran "No More Mr. Nice Guy": A Closer Look YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers takes #ACloserLook at all the news he's missed

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Harry Hill - Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay YouTube video by PickeringSamuel

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Harry Hill Really Likes The Lining | Letterman YouTube video by Letterman

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Ain't no sunshine - Notting Hill YouTube video by Frank Road

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Cruel to Be Kind YouTube video by Nick Lowe - Topic

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They heard your complaints about how you can’t understand any of the movies or shows unless you’ve seen all the other movies and shows and said, what if you had to see them again but longer?

Bouts of precipitation in the form of rain is forecast across Texas, & rain & snow is expected across California this early week. Both states could see flood concerns.

If flooding occurs while you’re outdoors, immediately get to higher ground, & NEVER enter flood waters in a vehicle or on foot.

Richard Osman on food addiction & shame - "the addiction itself becomes the shame" YouTube video by How Do You Cope? with John Robins

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was about to argue with a guy before I saw he had "LinkedIn Influencer"in his bio and realised there was nothing I could say to him that was half as humiliating as what he's already saying about himself

The Credibility Gap: Who's on First (David L. Lander and Harry Shearer) YouTube video by Squigenny

And I picked the video that cut off the punchline. If interested, skip to the end.

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The Credibility Gap: Who's on First (David L. Lander and Harry Shearer) YouTube video by Squigenny

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8:38 email: thanks for applying

8:42 email: After careful consideration, we have chosen to move forward with another candidate

...a lot can happen in 4 minutes

Songs that don’t appear on the album with the same title:
- Robyn Hitchcock, “Queen Elvis”
- Led Zeppelin, “Houses of the Holy”
- ?