And a bonus haiku for the Everton fans:

Evacuation
procedure at HDS
very effective.

#EFC 1-2 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet

Freddie Woodman debuts.
More injuries than action.
A very late win.

#EFC 1-2 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet

#JFT97 #HillsboroughLawNow #LFC

If that was our best.
Our best wasn’t good enough.
Bon chance, PSG

#LFC 0-2 #PSG #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #UCL #NoCleanSheet

Photograph of the full time scoreboard at Anfield.

#Fulham came. And went.
#LFC played with purpose
well, in the first half…

#LFC 2-0 #FFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #CleanSheet

#PSG away.
Hoped for something; got nothing.
No shots on target.

#PSG 2-0 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #UCL #NoCleanSheet

I mean, you need to drop ‘us’ in the last line or you’re one syllable too many but, other than that, a fair summation, fella ❤️🤣

Started well, but then
The ‘Mentality Monsters’
Simply fell apart.

#MCFC 4-0 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #FACup #NoCleanSheet

Photo from the match with the full time score at the bottom.

Our Achilles’ heel:
Farting around at the back.
Such naive tactics.

#BHAFC 2-1 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet

LFC players celebrating their win.

That’s what we wanted:
Attack, attack and attack.
Gala just folded.

#LFC 4 - 0 #Galatasaray #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #UCL #CleanSheet

Predictable draw.
No guile, urgency or craft.
Unacceptable.

#LFC 1-1 #Spurs #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PL #NoCleanSheet

It hit his arm (elbow) from what I saw.

Istanbul again.
Sadly, a defeat again
But not terminal.

#Galatasaray 1-0 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #UCL #NoCleanSheet

Premier League? Nah.
The FA Cup is the prize.
Tuesday forgotten.

Or…

Better performance,
Where was it on Tuesday night?
More fight, more energy.

#WWFC 1-3 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #FACup #NoCleanSheet

Wolves 2, The Reds 1
Simply unacceptable.
We were proper crap.

#WWFC 2-1 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PremierLeague #NoCleanSheet

“Come on, you Irons.”
chanted all the West Ham fans.
They did not ‘come on’

#LFC 5-2 #WHUFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PremierLeague #CleanSheet

That is very true
But they were the exception
Rather than the rule.

If you’re happy, Steve,
With that awful performance
Your standards are low
#Haiku 🤣

A clean sheet, yes. But
that’s the only positive.
Three undeserved points.

#NFFC 0-1 #LFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #PremierLeague #CleanSheet

Brighton were dispatched
at Anfield with no drama
6th round: here we come.

#LFC 3-0 #BHAFC #Haiku #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #FACup #CleanSheet

🤣🤣👍

A lot of effort
But nothing to show for it
Until Virgil scores.

#BHAFC 0-1 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #PL #CleanSheet

The better team won
So we can’t really complain.
Oh, well, them’s the breaks.

#LFC 1-2 #MCFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #PL #NoCleanSheet

Toon came and scored first
That seemed to wake up The Reds
Hugo, Flo, Ibou

#LFC 4-1
#NUFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #PL #NoCleanSheet

No ‘u’ after ‘q’?
Qarabag could not score one
While the Reds scored six

#LFC #Qarabag #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #UCL #CleanSheet

More shite defending.
First defeat in a while but
lessons STILL not learned.

#AFCB 3-2 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #UCL #NoCleanSheet

The wall jumps: Dom scores.
Two more in the second half
Seal the deal - and points

#Marseilles 0-3 #LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #UCL #CleanSheet

I am losing faith
That Slot knows how to set up
The team to win games.

#Haiku #LFC

No promoted team
Beaten at home this season.
That is quite shameful.

#LFC 1-1 #Burnley #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet

Szoboszlai hubris
Did not come back to bite us
Comfortable win

#LFC 4-1 #Barnsley #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet