Congrats to Alamo Drafthouse, who joins Liquid Death in pivoting to a business model that is exactly 180 degrees away from your noble, stated intentions.

Inside you are two Dick Wolves.

I've also listened to the entire Disintegration Loops today in an attempt to trick myself into focusing.

It's annual appraisal and expectation season at the library, which I hate. So I spent ten minutes scanning my signature, turning it into a transparent PNG, and then copying it into the various spots it needs to be. I've saved negative time by doing this but I'm sure it'll pay off over time.

me watching ponies:

I used to boil them with the intention of loosening the skins to skim off, but kept them going until they were falling apart in the water and it really added to the texture.

I had the double VHS tape of this and you need to swap tapes right when Joe Bob Briggs gets fired.

Hell yeah. We're going to Vietnam in March. I'll fully intend to ship some back and then will forget by the end of today.

I think about this poster that @thedonpyle.bsky.social is selling all the time. I've run a bunch of scenarios in my head and cannot imagine how I'd get my wife to understand.

I can't wait to fuck up and tell someone "this is how me behave."

A screenie of Apogee's intro page on the DOS disk document with its characteristic blue backdrop and white text common to these kind of digital docs. APOGEE is spelled out in huge dithered all-caps, with the address and phone no below

Raptor: Call of the Shadows spelled out with huge stylized all caps

DUKE NUKEM's title text with its clean white text that has a bit of cyberpunky angular flow to it

Wolfenstein 3D with a 3D effect blocky 3-D.

APOGEE - "Apogee means Action!"

It also means big ol' ASCII titles. Always neat to see what DOS document makers do with it.

📺: Apogee Catalog, August 1994

get equipped with lonesome nighttime

Y'all are being very rude about this. Who doesn't want to celebrate the founding of Aamerleda?

Me sitting through the Amy Adams half of Julie & Julia.

As much as it sucks that @pitchfork.com is desperately trying to stay relevant by adding user reviews and comments, it starting as a way for 20-year-old snobby English majors to wax poetic about how much they hate Travis Morrison does seem like narrative symmetry.

Is this the dude who got hit on by the bike accident lady?!

Librarian here. The amount of "limited edition" hardcovers with fore-edge printing has increased disproportionately to hardcover sales. In retrospect, making books smell seems like an inevitable next step.

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

cool, it's got the guy from son of the mask.

I was hoping to get raptured today but ended up in a house of jealous lovers instead.

seeing a lot of discourse on things like moralistic views of cheating and public shaming and I think we're losing sight of the main point here: a CEO is sad and that's fun.

this rules

in fairness to the vice president, i do think he genuinely gets off on the of trump’s gestapo kidnapping immigrants and terrorizing their communities. he probably can’t shoot if he isn’t watching some ICE thug stick disappear an abuela

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

a gameboy advance SP

A handheld Nintendo Console that is a marginal but noticeable improvement upon its predecessor with the backdrop of an unnecessary war in the middle east predicated upon the shaky premise of the existence of weapons of mass destruction?

Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.

a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` have mercy ! '' ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` have mercy ! ''

Stamos praying to St. Peter at the gates.

There needs to be a twenty minute wordless sequence in the middle of the ep where they eat sub sandwiches.

you do b young

Hayden Pedigo: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

@bevinearly.bsky.social I think his stuff is all really solid but his Tiny Desk Concert is a good indicator of his musicianship and humor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn5w...

Kid Candidate | OFFICIAL TRAILER HD YouTube video by Gunpowder & Sky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTm4... That's him!