you just know tr*mp is so jealous about all this attention on the new pope i bet he’s seething

i love my neighborhood

*screaming* WHITE LOTUS!!!!!

man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it

for a dollar name a woman

my dad was an irs senior appeals agent and he started as an irs auditor back in like 1975 and i can confirm that audits take a gosh darn long time and what’s happening here in the US of A is not it

these are the worst people and deserve worse fates than can be comfortably imagined

in today’s elon news i almost got run over by a tesla reversing(!!) down a famously one way street and now i understand how jamie lynn spears ran over her cat because you actually can’t hear teslas at all when they reverse (especially going the wrong way backwards on a one way street)

thinking about her

i saw cabaret today on broadway and whew boy we’re really in it huh

Groundhog Day, except it’s about Drake being ended on a daily basis

please america do better

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

same babe he’s a clown

as a jacksonville jaguars fan i want the eagles to win because 1) their colors are closer to ours and 2) if the chiefs win the game is rigged xoxo

wow i didn’t know bradley cooper was playing a shady pawn shop manager in a 70s crime film

kendrick should begin the super bowl with fdt by yg and then mesh the beats together into not like us i have been thinking about this now for 24 hours straight

My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted

can’t wait for the super bowl simply to see what kendrick has to say about all this

bonjour bluesky i am doing the artist’s way and today is day 1 :)

just wanted to share, carry on xoxo

Sabrina Carpenter

tfw u just beat Taylor, Chappell, Billie, and Ariana

btw house music is music of revolution and resistance. protest music is also that but we are also revolutionary when we revel in this music of possibility and self-revelation

i am sad and scared and january is still here

They should also say, aloud, that when an incoming admin institutes, as policy, a program of destabilization and chaos in order to establish "dominance," which is what the flurry of terrible news all week has been about, events like this are the inevitable result. 2/2

now why is it so windy outside in new york city

i like the idea of ~grey rocking~ anyone who doesn’t seem like they have your best interest at heart — save your emotional energy for fun stuff not annoying stuff

keeping my phone on do not disturb just to feel something

I'm taking up recreational screaming

if anyone on this here app has any leads for social editor jobs in nyc… i am both extremely good at what i do and also currently ready for ACTION

fun incoming