Always has been

Ah yea maybe not standup

You should do stand up

Epic rap battle of history

B.o.B has fans all around the globe

Do not quote the ancient texts to me witchie, I was there when they were written

-Lionel

Hey quick question what does this mean

Ryan Seacrest (manlet) is KILLING me

I’m trying really hard not to laugh

Adam Levine in Shakespeare’s DMs like “holy fucking fuck your body of work is absurd”

I’m gonna take a shower at some point but forgor my b

BRO I AM TOO

Go to bed

I’m confused are these bangers

What does this mean

Keep posting bangers king

Epic

Schroedinger’s Breakfast

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THREADS POSTING ENGAGED

Friday more like fry-day ehehehehehe

Haven’t seen much of threads and yes I’ll keep it that way thanks

Me, talking to an empty void: The point of the Dark Brandon meme is that Joe Biden is ineffectual as a leader. It imagines a world where he actually does competent stuff. Of course liberals would misunderstand and co opt it

Happy fourth of fuck who up not giving a shit about their country

“At least I wasn’t woke” said Ron DeSantis, careening into an active volcano and vaporizing instantly.

“Rate limit exceeded” sounds like a notification you should only see on Rate Your Music when the website thinks you really need to go touch grass instead of being the quintillionth person to call OK Computer an underrated classic

When Elon Musk eventually buys this platform and turns it to shit I’ll be the first to adopt the newest social media: Hell World. Tweets will be called meats and everyone will be high

Banned from the escape room place for immediately punching through the drywall and grabbing a handful of live wires.