That typo really changes this statement

TIL my dog, who gets fed multiple times a day what with meals, snacks, and treats, had less discerning tastes than deer who exist largely on the kindness of strangers.

Putting empty after eight sleeves back in the box? Straight to jail.

Today in news you can't make up: the constitution has been removed from whitehouse.gov

Kicked awake this morning. By my dog. In the balls.

Hopefully that's the worst thing that's gonna happen today.

A clear full moon in an evening sky

#moonsky #evening

Repugnican voters have been told for years that Democrats are subhuman, that liberalism is a mental disease.. is it any wonder that those same rethugnicans see blue state residents as less than people and thus not deserving of aid or sympathy?

*eminent 🤣

What do you do when you have followers but nobody engages with your posts? #FightTheAlgorithm #DownWithNumbers

So my doctor told me I'm color blind last week. That was a real bolt from the purple, I can tell you.

Right? And "you'll never need to vote again". Very odd.

So, now that laws don't matter anymore, what former #crimes will you be committing first? For me, it's all about the #heist.

#NationOfNoLaws #FirstKingOfUsa #trump #usa #justice

God help the planet. Except not god, because he doesn't exist. So, ya know, it's up to us humans.

Tl;dr: we're fucked.

s/video games/almost anything/

Erik the Braindead

Like the orange traitor would be anywhere near the front lines...

And having to put up with the smell

Reagan not a traitor? What do you call negotiating with terrorists to ensure his election?

Life with a reformed Dalek, day #36: things were going well until I mentioned going to see the doctor for a routine check up, at which Skarolina freaked out and launched into a screeching fit, yelling "exterminate!" over and over until she could be pacified.

There is no joy like Pearl Jam fans singing "seemed a harmless little FUCK"

I'm a goddamn adult and I'll eat the remaining half box of after eight mints for breakfast if I so choose.

USA: where the checks don't and the balances aren't.

This has happened to other once great nations through history, but never with such a massive effect.

As Churchill once said, you can count on Americans to do the right thing, after they've tried everything else

I agree with the sentiment but we should treat Bernard Hill with a little more respect - twitler is no Theoden. Even worntongue doesn't deserve this.

Men don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But in your case we'll make exceptions
Today might be blue,
But no longer, it's true,
Cos you've given us all huge ___

fElon is after the precious metals there for his batteries

It'll make people forget about what Putin is trying to do in Europe, for one thing.

Make America Gollum Again

Or indeed ever. It's not like he's a different person from 2016

Same same.