Me in another country.

Tea. Not dinner. 👊

It's a bit awkward when you go up to a bloke that you know vaguely on a stand at an exhibition, address him by name, he returns with mine (I did have a badge on), we chat for 5 minutes then the bloke I thought I was talking to walked past us...

Still no idea who the first bloke was.

Wandering around this exhibition and thought I saw someone I knew but it wasn't him as I happen to know he's dead.

As you were. x

Well, that was an early one.

Hello, Birmingham. 👋

Kin 'ell.

I know! 😂

Yeah. Long day tomorrow. Off down to Birmingham to my annual industry exhibition at 5:00am. And I've promised at least 20 people that we'll 'definitely have a catch up'.

Absolutely won't happen.

Absolutely.

The reckon thing. Not commenting on the last bit.

Every time I go to the dentist we have the same conversation...

Her: 'You are flossing, aren't you?'

Me: 'No. It's not happening'

'You really should'...

Today, I did and pulled a filling out. I'll be having words next week at my check up.

Hello sunshine!

Been busy - you OK?

He's been there...

☹️

Oh mate, that's such a difficult situation. Confuses the kids as well as making your life a nightmare. So sorry. 🫂

Yes.

Also... Those TV shows that they want to make look like a podcast so they all have those big fuck off microphones. YOU DON'T NEED THEM. YOU'RE IN A TV STUDIO. 😡

At least I think it was him...

I think he said yesterday that he'd be back at the weekend.

Ooh, nice one for a lifelong F1 fan.

Well... If it's not under warranty that's not a huge problem. If it is, that's a bit edgy...

What would we do without them?

Our ineptitude is without parallel.

That genuinely made me lol. 😂

Stolen from a friend. I reckon a few of us can relate to this. 🫂

Oh, I'm actually wearing that tshirt now. Who'd have thought it.

The glasses thing.

Oh, that's such a tune.

Good night? Any awkwardness?

Clearly he had the Ex Factor.

I'm sorry.

Oh. OK.

Well anyway, there's a woman contestant that looks like she could be your mum. Much older than you, obviously, but she reminds me of you.

Ooh, on a unrelated matter, are you watching Race Across the World? (although I think you said you don't watch terrestrial TV).

Is it @daf66.bsky.social again, our resident celeb?