The remains of a Millenial's head, decades later

"I draw this shit ass symbol to remind myself to brush and floss after every meal" Yeah sure Jan

A package of novelty "X-Ray Vision" toy glasses

Wow! Technology has sure advanced! 🙄

Every single time - we're not looking for a Buddhist temple on a map in Japan, its some white dude having it tattooed on his fucking arm. These dipshits are desperate to "whatabout" literally anything instead of listening to "hey, this is a symbol is a dogwhistle"

I was going to ask if Honeycutt made the cut but this scare/intrigues me

Why do I need to make another appointment a month out, pay another fee, just to be told no? Just tell me no! "Hey this surgery will make your skull explode" - see, easy peasy. I haven't even gotten to the point where I can ask for a second opinion yet because they don't tell me WHY NOT.

Right now I'm dealing with being hot-potato-ed across different specialists because none of them can tell me exactly why or why they can't do a specific surgery. I've already had the scans, one of them said I'd be a good candidate and then went "OH NAH NEVERMIND GO TALK TO THIS GUY INSTEAD"

New York's proposed 2026-2027 budget includes provisions that will require all 3D printers sold in the state to run print-blocking censorware—software that surveils every print for forbidden designs. This stifles free expression and privacy. New Yorkers, take action at EFF.org/3DPrintNY.

Please tell me you're bringing home that massive Teddykeisho 😍

Have a lovely trip!

I keep screaming this

Please don’t fall for it California, Uber already fucked us once with Prop 22

a man in a red cape is holding a woman in a blue dress on a red tiled floor . Alt: The ending scene in Disney's Sleeping Beauty where Aurora's dress swaps between blue and pink

It'd be funnier if Aethas and Veressa kept swapping the colors of the banners like in Sleeping Beauty

Any crops you're excited about for this year?

They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy

Please give me the list of Kiddo Cuss Words, I need to expand my colorful metaphors

they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now

Me when I step in a wet hairball first thing in the morning

Glad I'm on yet another social media site where the owner/CEO/"chief creative officer 🙄" hate black and trans people so much they let it go to dogshit because they'd rather punish the few remaining non-whites than have something everyone can enjoy.

Jay really loves filling those pools with cement

Always amusing to see men who want "traditional wives" but refuse to be "traditional husbands" who can provide 120% of the finances required to maintain a "traditional" household. There are also plenty of women who are more than happy to be SAHMs but these men want to put 'free' women in their place

Modern women - its your fault that nasty ass men who can't even scrub the poop stains from their underwear have to resort to flying to impoverished countries and victimize the women there

WTF how is 5'10" considered short

We had something similar happen with our doofus, and it turned out he had high blood pressure? But no sign of kidney/liver/etc issues. Nothing drastic on his scans either, he had to go on a prescription "clean protein" kibble for a week or so before easing him back to his regular meals

no one should feel economic sympathy for someone who has a second home worth $5 million or more

A gif from a sci-fi film you love

Notifications for deleted shouldn't remain in any OS notification database, and we've asked Apple to address this.

In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications.

Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”

Talita doing the centaur equivalent of keyboard smash

This is now live, and if you haven't read it yet, I'd strongly recommend you do - its one of my most favorite webcomics so far and I'm so happy that a deadtree version is being made available soon

ActBlue donors can request refunds if they donated to Swalwell’s campaign.

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Oh geez, one of our cats had hyperthyroid treatment 2? years ago - hope the treatment goes well! You'll need to make sure that your kiddo avoids Mr Radioactive for a while after his discharge though!