Honestly I think that's just his best attempt at serving face

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

Mel wearing a denim jacket with mid length hair in public

mid woman march is over but I carry the flame all year. welcome to average girl april

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

BORED SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB, WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK

SLUGGO’S THOUGHT
FOR THURSDAY

RING OF GLORY: The only promotion booked by God!*

*and Vince Russo a little bit 🙏

𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖉𝖆 ✦

An older woman with grey hair edited to be Excalibur is watching a laptop. An inset in the top corner shows what he is watching. It is edited to show him looking at a photo of Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi where they are leaning in for a kiss as Kenny holds Kota's chin. Excalibur says "They seem to be very good friends."

Just shoot your short, king! The worst he can say is "who the fuck are you?"

You should get him on the pod

Really psyched to trawl through these and discover incredible bands that have only ever released an album or two some 20 years ago

straight up “dirking it”. and by “it”, haha. well. let’s justr say. My gently

you watch every old roh show thinking "i wonder how jack evans is going to die this time" like kenny on south park

Princess Diana be like

(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

still the best post on bsky

I just talked to a videogame friend for the first time in years and all was going well but then he was like "Oh my girlfriend's going to say hi" and I swear it was him with a voice changer. Just immediately a feeling down my back like cold water. Had to be normal about it for the next 20 minutes.

He started calling the middle aged German woman Utah and telling her to dance I'm fucking dying

Working in a blues bar in a mid size German town is weird because one week it'll be the most middle aged white guy band imaginable and then the next there's a bonafide blues legend from Mississippi

I'm sorry but I'm still disappointed that she calls herself Lucy *from Scotland* and then doesn't have a Scottish accent

people say homophobia is a sign of repressed homosexually. by this logic people with a clown phobia are repressing their inner clown girl

a more accepting and less judgemental society would reap the benefits of greater access to Insane Clown Pussy in this essay I will-

Ohh I didn't know icefrog worked on deadlock as well

None of this calling him Fathom stuff. That's Slork. He's straight Slorkin it

I feel like someone hit me on the head and now I'm trying to remember that one fishy guy from dota but I'm also getting the moba completely wrong

I'm sure there are others that sound just like them but these ones are mine :)

Diamond Drive - Temporality full album YouTube video by Anders Berg

I love random metal bands that I discovered 10 years ago by total chance that shortly afterwards fully stopped producing music

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R6s...

"Korpiklaani Lordi... Oranssi Pazuzu!"

Doing that bit where you pretend to speak japanese by naming a bunch of japanese companies but it's finnish and metal bands