The other SPLC informants are just icing on the cake that I doubt they give a shit about (other than it maybe makes SPLC look bad, or makes their use of confidential sources much harder in the future).
My guess is that they were investigating every possible angle about J6 insurrectionists being some kind of left-wing plant. When they somehow found out one of them was being paid by the SPLC, no way in hell they weren’t going to put that into the public sphere, for political narrative fodder.
Honestly think that some of these “huh?” indictments are coming from the DOJ asking Palantir’s AI to come up with something out of massive datasets.
The Kilmer Abrego Garcia indictment had “oh, an AI connected these dots” vibes to me.
This one does too—particularly the payment data.
Robert Shelton—is he the only Kkk guy that fits the “anonymized” description?
Are you a “leave the flow limiter in” kinda guy, or do you enjoy POWER showers?
Disappointingly, the actual malice section of Patel’s complaint does not contain a subhead entitled “Actual malice standard is now what some would call a legal lay up”
Legal layup 💯🏀⛹️
Hobby Lobby still won’t use barcodes.
ACTUAL MALICE STANDARD IS NOW WHAT SOME WOULD CALL A LEGAL LAYUP
Sitting in a parked car screaming I DID at a stop sign
A clever selection by Novo!
They were trying to convey the message that drug makers shouldn’t have to conform to the insane American market standards to earn market share. They are pretty just the way the are!
The true friendship was the shareholder value inside us all along ❤️💉💰
Plus, when “too many” folks bring carry-ons, the airline can just have the gate agents declare a certain number of them have to be checked anyway—and if they can point to some BS rule violation, they get to charge the checked-fee anyways.
Win-win for the airlines.
But, from the airline’s view: there will always be a certain amount of passengers who do not bring carry-ons.
By bundling the ticket price with implied carry-on fees, the airline gets some “free” money from those folks.
“Gubernatorial”?
There’s no B in governor, you sound stupid.
Do you mean “governatiorializal”?
Yeah, but surely those depositions weren’t just going “come on!” over and over, seeing if they’d budge.
They also weren’t a ruse to just get specific adversaries to travel to a known location so you could kill them.
With those premises, surprising these talks lasted as long as they did
An excerpt from the Simpsons’ spoof of the scene in “It’s a wonderful life” when the town converges on the bank, and George has to explain to the town that the money “is in” other people’s homes because the bank lends money back out. In the Simpson’s edition, Moe misunderstands this to mean his neighbor literally has Moe’s money in his housed causing him to ask “Hey, what the bell you doing with my money in your house, Fred?” And then Moe punches Fred
Fact: The song Dixie belongs to the Union. Lincoln claimed it as spoils of war (look it up).
Original lyrics varied, and many of the early versions where part of racist minstrel shows—but as far as I’m concerned, the official version is the one mocking the Confederates and their stupid cause
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But they sure as shit love the second amendment, because it allows them to fantasize about forcibly resisting the government (again).
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Do these people read the 13-15th amendment and think “oh no, that can’t be right! Surely they didn’t mean rights for everybody…”
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By “my respects” I mean several gallons of piss I have been saving up for just such an occasion. SUCK IT TRAITORS
Please send me the address to the grave so I may pay my respects. …
Starting a thread of Union thoughts:
Conspiracy theory: they ditched the penny cause they couldn’t handle Lincoln being on two denominations of currency.
When we take back the White House from these neo-confederates, put Lincoln on EVERY SINGLE COIN AND BILL
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Would like to donate to the cause of making Shermanposting a year-round tradition.
Every day is “Fuck the Confederacy” day in my house
I’ve long suspected that Truth Social’s function is just to allow even more corrupt influence to flow to Trump.
Want him to see something? Pay his company to get it in his feed. He gets paid, and only sees things from loyal tribute-payers.
One could also invest directly in the President’s company.
Conversely, do you think there’s a “definitely not cheating” algorithm that could flag when they’re certain that a dog took the controls for a bit?
It might flag my account as “taken over by a slow-learner dog” a bit more often than I’m comfortable with.
What he meant was “certain states, so long as they align with the SEC’s vision for IPOs from January 22, 2025 and on.”
Are you going in amity, or do you plan to take a castle by surprise?
Actually—the mic will always be falling towards the nearest, largest mass due to gravity. It’s just that in orbit, it is also falling away from that mass, fast enough to not head straight down.
To drop a mic in orbit, throw it opposite the direction you are traveling, and it should fall!
Been curious if the register has changed practices fairly recently. Seems a bit laxer latterly.
Not too long ago, you’d get filings rejected for not having your proposed order in word format. Maybe they didn’t affirmatively file the order as such, so it slipped by?
This does require you to have a solid DJ name picked out, which is a task many attorneys may struggle with as it is not (currently) taught in American law schools.