Love is taking the big spoon so your partner gets the smaller, more desirable spoon for the chili.

So... no lessons learned then?

Yea, though I walk through centers of data, I shall fear no travel for reversed shall be my commute.

And if you NEED it, things have gone terribly wrong.

Good luck! Good job on staying active.*

*there were 10 attempts at a mean joke but I thought better of it. Stay hydrated.

Other fake profound quotes Hegseth likely fantasizes about saying organically: I’m back to where I started, with three stacks of high society*

Deepest stuff for a 14 yo

Loose saps sink chaps

People who see ethics as the floor and people who see it as the ceiling.

What you need to understand is the vast gulf between:

People who see the rules as guidance informing them of what good behavior look like,

vs

People who see the rules as a starting point for figuring out exactly what they can get away with before someone intervenes.

If you take away the charm and general goodness of Barry Bostwick's character from Spin City, you hit him with the evil car from futurama, and then reconstruct his face from memory you get Scott Bessent.

I never turn down a wet beer

Mikey three Swaims does it again.

Was his name Spotcheck Billy?

Better than George Glass i suppose

undercooked scrapple?

Reminds me of a friend in college who came in bragging that he "pretty much had sex" to which we responded... so you didn't have sex.

Take the good things as they come. Regardless of what the future holds for the situation, if one less person dies today then it was a good thing.

that noise is oddly satisfying though

a little dissonance a little dattonance, maybe even some assonance

Type of lawyers you can leave with two $50 bills but not 100 $1 bills. Ethics are an absolute floor and making frivolous claims, false claims, lying about privileged documents, etc., should come at a price.

Ultimate tax withholding hack = changing your withholding so that you have more take home pay but pay when you file your taxes. WOWEE, never thought of that!? Also!, if you are cold this winter, burn your clothes to stay warm.

I understand why the did it but they really whiffed it by calling it Calrissian Lake's Butter. Just do a partnership.

Worse still it was VHS tapes of the Comedy Central Girls Gone Wild infomercial so he also wrote "hoarder?"

The speed suits are better

Bluesky - The O'Doul's of social media.*

*threads is Athletic Beer and Mastodon is a gross mocktail

This is great news for my accountant.

John Hiatt's next album after scrolling through reels - Perfectly Good Tape Measurer.

Bluesky is a giant dumpster fire
It’s always down down down sometimes for an hour
Then it return turn turns, that dumpster fire, that dumpster fire

Whew, what a relief!

The good ones are always eaten... the bad ones too.