It turns out, oil and jizz were not enough to make me pay $30 for Wrestlemania

That's 91 votes. Where are nine of our senators?

That's fine but I don't support the troops, either.

If they make a theme song where the crowd can sing "youuuu arreeee cuuurrrrssseddd" then he'll be a HOF contender

Remember, your republican neighbors read this and think it projects strength. Toddler antics.

Hire a clown, get a circus

They book for Unreal first, then for the fans

Wrestling these days has a lot more flashy moves, which require a different type of cooperation between the wrestlers.

Ultimately, it adds to the feeling that I'm watching actors. I mean, you always knew you were watching actors, but their job was to make you forget that you are.

Anything to save a pedo!

As far as I know this is every Republican on the street.

All the while being reminded that if we really cared, we'd get Democrats 60 seats in the senate. And fuck us for wanting more out of our party when we haven't given them 60 seats yet.

The plan is to default into a house majority bc the other guys suck just that much. After 2 years of that, a razor thin presidential election that we might barely win. Following that, talks of unity and "moving on" for 2 years before Rs control both houses again.

Yes, that's what the voters will do, they will look things up 😎💪🏼

Reminder that Democrats think it's more important to sound smart than it is to win elections.

How approachable. The Music Man ought to really resonate with the voters.

You never hear anyone say, "you're really smart, you should be a cop"

You should hear how protective Republicans are of their pedophiles, too!

I got something disappointing to tell you about our Democrats...

I think we all felt that way a little

Fuck ICE

Overrated wrestler, but appropriately rated merch mover and crowd waker. No shame in that.

Brown shirts 🤮
Brown hoodies 😍 😎

I certainly wouldn't let them near kids 🤮

That party has been covering for pedophiles in their institutions for decades.

So there's more crimes we haven't convicted her of, yet. Need to find out what those are and nail her ass to the wall.

What's with Republicans being such fucking pedophiles??

He's so fucking likeable.

You're a demon

They have committed treason so yes, a clean house is in order!

This says that even some Republican voters aren't following the GOP into its pro-pedophilia anti-America platform.

They don't have a moral code. When it was convenient to be against pedos, they said they were. Now it's convenient for them to be pro-pedos, so they are.