I’ve decided

That for every line

of golang I write

I must delete 2

Until golang is no more

Go is what you get when the designers of a programming language are brave enough to ask the question “what if better things were *not* possible?”

How are you measuring bf %?

More Brawndo!

you sought your wisdom in the wrong places and you failed

“I miss the old internet”

“HOW SOON YOU FORGET THE WAR ON TERROR”

Wasn’t that also the biggest sneaker battle of 2015?

Episode 1 - Mongo DB Is Web Scale YouTube video by gar1t

You turn it on and it scales right up

youtu.be/b2F-DItXtZs

It’s web scale

Tied with Broadway/Lafayette and Bleecker

I think they all just wanted to work with FFC

Only $20*

I'm sorry — I thought I'd ordered the Ultimate Endless Shrimp?

How many fry cooks does a potato farmer employ?

That’s my exact style!

I’d start with Mulholland Drive or Eraserhead

dang, that’s a good bread!

*honk* (sadly)

"gourd boat" is a good band name

That’s kind of a mischaracterization — the aggregate premiums have to be greater than a reasonable aggregate loss expectation with high confidence

frequent losses doesn’t necessarily mean that something is uninsurable, just that the pricing needs to be reworked

Tonight: Jake Tapper reveals the secret society of Bermuda Triangle shapeshifters in a special segment

Hank Hanklin

Guess what? You can rebuild the Bluesky app without writing much code because we just open sourced the code for this app. Why are we doing this? Because we are philosophically open-source...

We believe sharing = more people building WITH us.

Jen's confused, can you tell her who you are?

/honk

what if we held hands at the intersect of technology and society?

In return: "@jaketapper.bsky.social skeeting into the hellthread" (ca. 2023)