What WOULDN’T the Democratic Party compromise on?

I mean, other than its support of corporate interests and Defense spending.

I love how frequently MMW would open shows with a jam. They'd walk on stage and just see where the universe took it. And those jams always ranged from great to a full-blown spiritual experience.

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half”

me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm

priest: no it was a test

me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

Once you see the culture of abuse, it is impossible to unsee it.

As worst things to accidentally breath in go, chewed up carrot ranks damn near the top, if not #1.

Carrot chunks just absolutely wreak havoc in there.

“Whether it’s our Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arby’s are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation,” said an Arby’s spokesperson

astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes*
me: jealous

The U.S. Built a Blueprint to Avoid Civilian War Casualties. Trump Officials Scrapped It. The Pentagon dismantled its civilian protection mission as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made “lethality” a top priority and the Trump administration reorganized national security around two principl...

A recently developed Defense Department program was meant to reduce civilian harm during military operations.

But months before the Iran war, the mission was dissolved as Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made “lethality” a top priority.

Microplastics are just exotic pets that live inside you

Deliver promise, underover.

There’s no crying over spilled baseball.

When you point a finger at someone, there are four more pointing back at you, so point five fingers at someone.

Laughter is the best medicine, except for medicine.

Birds of a feather need more feathers.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Never bring a knife to a rum fight.

Keep your friends close, and keep your enemy’s toaster.

a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

ME: never assume

WIFE: because it makes an ass of u and me?

ME: what did i just say diane

ME: the opposite of antibiotic is unclebiotic

PHARMACIST: the opposite of probiotic is amateurbiotic

*we kiss*

[space shuttle]

CAPTAIN: prepare for landing

ME: roger that

CAPTAIN: reverse thrusters

ME: sretsurht lol

CAPTAIN: lol

*we smash full speed into the moon*

Can someone please tell me why I have “Come on Eileen” in my head.

That’s right. I ended that with a period.

Truth. If you are interested in an outstanding deep dive into this, I highly recommend #ShadowNetwork by @anelsona.bsky.social. She tried to warn everyone back in 2019. Hopefully there is still time.

To not lose yourself over a lifetime in this god forsaken place is a true accomplishment to admire.

The only question worth asking is what possessed that man to sing “Zombie” by The Cranberries at THAT l hour, as THAT sun rose, as the rest of us tried desperately to sleep. What was in his heyed in his heyeyed ZO-OMBIE ZO-OMBIE ZOMBIE EE EE EE!

Brother?

Great to see that Twist so high. There are ~30 seconds where Phish sounds like no other time and I want them to visit that place REGULARLY.

The build in the 2001 before the theme is unreal.

Mine was mostly pebbles and char.

The classic “moon’s haunted” tweet from user dustinkcouch printed on a sticker: nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early Astronaut: moon’s haunted NASA employee: what? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket ship* moon’s haunted

testing my thermal printer

All I know is, I’ve had bad versions of each of these and the only one that left an impression I’m still contending with is the bad burger I had at Dick’s in 2017. It was so bad I still taste it.

Same @juliusgoat.bsky.social?