If you mean NYBG I was just there on Sunday and the daffodils, cherry trees, and magnolias are popping OFF right now

**** stopped working on this 4/20 I have to laugh

The way I’d have to be hospitalized

My boy

Also I did this as a one-off thing because I have guests coming/have been super busy, and the mental load that has been lifted by having this taken off my to-do list is honestly priceless!!!

Housecleaner said “what this home needs is a tissussy”

Jessie Ware album is growing on me

expected to see 15 replies of “I can scratch it 😏”

NOT adjusted for inflation

Ideally khao soi but a lot of places don’t have it so I get panang curry with chicken

my buddyyyy

Ahh I saw her Friday night, it was so good

So real

One of my favorite parts about being gay is liking men

Ordered new pillows for my patio couch fyi we’re gonna be comfyyy out there this summer

Me with having a house cleaner come this week before guests visit next weekend

GOOTOP???

I really can’t argue with Ms. Lewis on that one

It’s great. It’s a little thicker and expands and just feels way more effective. Also I appreciate that they sell refill spools so slightly less waste. Also it comes in like every flavor imaginable lol

$10 for a thing of dental floss is insane but unfortunately Cocofloss really is that girl and I’ll never cheat on her

I had one last Saturday and it was everything

Every Sunday

Legally everyone needs to give me a little kiss on the forehead this morning tyvm

good morning, wieners

Like how are you relocating the concert to a whole different state and acting like it’s nbd

Florence and the Machine show being moved from Wells Fargo to a venue in *ATLANTIC CITY* is so fucking funny, I am so glad I did not end up buying tickets 😭

No like we NEED answers asap

Hey does anyone know why

(Glass not yet installed)

Having a thought……. about making oomf go to dinner with me