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Posts by *The* Innkeeper
TL;DR BLUF:
Trump has no idea how geopolitics works, and cannot function outside of a transactional environment.
Good on ya.
Have a good night.
Will turn?
Sorry, they are already there.
Yeah... this one seems to have gone sideways.
Yes, actually, we are the police on the high seas.
We have been for a *very* long time.
Every public policy sends outsized dollars to rural areas.
The Dems could TVA-level fund infrastructure across rural America, and the people there will still vote GOP.
They will lose voters to the GOP, who... support monopolies, despise unions, support corporations, big Ag, healthcare profits?
Yes, these people are dumb, and no amount of public money will sway them.
Thank you. I'll take that hit.
Yes, Trump is a very good boy who did a great job with Israel and Gaza.
Now, about the Historical Truths about Ukraine and what needs to happen moving forward, because you are a smart man who knows how this is going to play out.
Right?
"Does Ken Starr have more email correspondence with Epstein than bill Clinton?"
Probably.
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Dude would have been the first KIA in the 13th Warrior.
You impeach in the House. all you need is a simple majority.
You convict in the house, and you need 66 Senators.
A) the medals are not reversed. The second and third rows are transposed.
B) SECDUI is still an asshat.
It is unfortunate that our system is so susceptible to the firehose of BS being wielded by idiots.
Plus, folks that line the sippy spout up with the seam in the paper lip.
Why, yes, thank you for making my cup insta-drip all over me.
But liberals are the crazy ones.
If you are going to commit a mass shooting, are you really going to leave the bullets in the clip like this, and not have them already pre-loaded in an extra magazine?
Who the fuck brings a stripper clip to a gun fight?
Using soft power gets you influence?
Who knew??
Maybe the US should (re)start its own programs.
Was the Bay of Pigs authorized?
Were all of the coups we supported authorized? Are those not acts of war?
Because the War Powers Act exists, and 40+ years of precedent
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The next step will tell.
Hopefully, Iran takes the L and moves on.
That kind of makes everyone since... Eisenhower, including Eisenhower, impeachable.
I wonder why Trump never says anything about making Mexico a State.
I wonder why there is such a difference in rhetoric, there.
Does one ever wonder why Trump never says this about Mexico?
"Mexico would make a fabulous 52nd state. I hear they have beautiful beaches." or some shit like that.
I wonder why he doesn't.
"Pay your investors"? Nope. They took the risk.
But, your point remains.