scan the QR code now to wager on whether luke can lift the x-wing out of the swamp!

“lmao i’m not in a cult, bro, I’ve just got all these pics saved of my favorite politician as Jesus because it offends the libs! lol they hate my many private AI photos of him as a jacked god. I’ve also got his name on most of my clothes and my car and in every room of my house”

trump should post a photo of himself as the prophet muhammad next, just for fun

remember 'abundance,' haha that was fun

All the other characters will be betting on Kalshi on whether the protagonist will die

xaque should join bluesky, the premier platform for 42 year olds to talk about obscure bands from 70 years ago

using the interview portion to be like "I'm not important but everybody should go listen to some jangly 60s psychedelic folk rock" is a pretty baller move, imo

@kenjennings.bsky.social tell xaque I said thanks

Xaque Williams

This guy's name is Xaque, he was on Jeopardy! and used his contestant interview to recommend albums by 13th Floor Elevators and Love to Ken Jennings and they rule? First time I've discovered bands I love from a game show

are you mad they stopped saying mass exclusively in latin? the republican party may be for you

the gop is for practicing catholics who consider every pope after john paul ii to be illegitimate for being insufficiently cruel to gay people

trump is giving catholics a big beautiful off-ramp to finally abandon him, but they won't take it

Taking a big sip of coffee secure in the knowledge that Doc Rivers will return as the Milwaukee Bucks head coach next season

It's real good imo

Zodiac?

I kept thinking of the "shaking my head the whole time so people know I don't agree" post as I paid mine

Lo fi calming remix 10 hrs no ads: camping in the woods

10 hr no ads ASMR audio experience that's just cracking a window to listen to rainfall

fun to think of how long trump and bannon and vance and co have held up orban as some kind of ideal we should aspire to

strongman indeed

remembering when the brewers got swept by the league-worst As at home and then went on to win the division in 2023

this series is turning out just how everyone predicted this brewers team would play: only homers and not enough small ball

My problem with it is it gives them too much credit, 90% of them aren't actually doing anything new or innovative with technology, they're just using it as a means to do finance/stock market bullshit

this series is turning out just how everyone predicted this brewers team would play: only homers and not enough small ball

And I only am escaped alone to tell thee

ugh, again the brewers need vaughn and chourio back something awful

hit one where they ain't, sal

damn, yelich is so fun to watch

they're fine it would just be funny

the players should refuse to wear the new city connects for the rest of the year