I've just got a new place and when I notified the water company they said I owe them £815 for the year, half now and half in October 🙃

I'd give them a piece of my mind, if I had the energy for it

Just on the train going past two horses that have fallen out.

Let's fucking goooooooo

Would love for Labour to no longer be a party in my lifetime

the two people facing the camera look like they're the moon's bodyguards

don't touch my OLED, it's like 3mm thick and you'll break it 😤

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

I've just put together a media server and nearly scrapped the entire idea when I saw the price of hard drives, they're also all either out of stock or strictly one per customer 😩

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

getting squatted over someone's shoulders sounds like it would be great for stretching my back tbh

I would be genuinely honoured to be added to a suspicious posters list lmao

When you elect conservatives, they will spend SO MUCH of their time in office indulging in their own weird sexual obsessions. You're electing bathroom monitors, book banners, genital police. Their obsession with sexual activity, usually involving children, is both creepy and endless.

a male and female mallard duck walking away from 'Mary's' which has a pride flag and a trans pride flag hanging outside it's doors

Hope whatever is happening with the moon doesn't overshadow the fact I just saw two ducks leaving a gay bar

I've got a mortgage offer locked in at a relatively decent rate but they'd been gradually creeping back up again for a good while.

The Iran war definitely spooked lenders but mainly just gives Labour an excuse to pretend things weren't already getting worse under them yeah

Turn time on/off, singularity mode, QR code scan, black and white, Shazam, remote, tiny car wash, dog mode

yes but where are the cum shoes

@Nemzsi thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

omg

Still from Season 4, Episode 12 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Shake is leaning towards Meatwad, saying "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this".

I am sorry but this came to mind immediately 😂

glad I cancelled mine ages ago, what a rip off

There needs to be legislation to stop employers from classing their staff as self-employed contractors when they clearly aren't. They're getting away with some outrageous bullshit.

yeah he has very seedy vibes that I think would still be the case if he had ok policies tbh

Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser

Did you vote with the government when it was fighting to keep children in poverty and if so when did you decide child poverty is actually a bad thing?

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

"did you consult the government before criticising them online, didn't think so, I am very smart"

Not only that, but this war will have utterly discredited every notable Iranian public figure who ever pushed for moderation and concessions, on the grounds that the US and Israel were reasonable and could be appeased. All of those people are now fucked and excluded, I would assume for decades.

hashtag Fartage is killing me, these people are so ridiculous

Calling these things dogs is an affront to dogs, who are good and pure. Also they don't even look like dogs.