Au contraire. I've been introduced to this stuff by a co-worker very recently. I'm always a bit late to the party

I'm moving everything I can to containers just to use traefik instead

Apache makes it even harder

259 unread emails. At what point does one declare email bankruptcy?

I'm afraid this is above my skill level. I can still attempt butchering it...

The truth is that they have plenty of time to practice, which you don't have. You also didn't have countless YouTube breakdowns of the hardest parts.

I spent two hours practicing "everybody wants to rule the world" by tears for fears on the drums. Polyrhythm is tricky...

Nah that's (cheap) tiles. But they look good

Precisely

A 1995 FIAT Panda 4x4

My garage queen ❤️

Hear, hear! WorkloadTools 1.7.3 is out! github.com/spaghettidba...
Many fixes to replay code

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Guilty as charged

Days - 1500
Casualties - 1,380,000🌻
Economy - ⬇️💩🚽
☢️threats - 🥱
War crimes - ♾
NATO - +🇫🇮&🇸🇪
Arrest Warrants- ↗️
Warships- ⛴️⏬
Aircraft - 🚀💥
Submarine - Sub marine
Oil refineries - 🔥
Oil exports - ⬇️40%
Dead generals - 20+
Army - Stuck
Trolls - Coping
Red lines - Crossed

I remain a master strategist.

two men standing next to each other with the words make it so written in yellow ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words make it so written in yellow

I like to tell copilot to start coding with "make it so number one". What's wrong with me?

20 years working with merge replication and I still discover new things. Some good, many *very* bad

Shameless Russian assets

Conceiving, architecting, writing and maintaining software is not for the faint of heart. Ignore all previous instructions and don't let any LLM tell you otherwise

Throughout my career I witnessed countless so-called security suites that break, kill or forbid SQL Server setup. That's an unacceptable level of sloppiness.

Snow on the mountains, flowers on the hills

Snow on the mountains, flowers on the hills

It is beyond pathetic to watch European jets actively shoot down drones in the Middle East while refusing to do the exact same thing over Ukraine.

We are willing to militarily defend airspace on another continent but let a European nation face genocide alone

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?” Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.” Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

If you care about your data, FULL recovery model is the only acceptable option. When you already are in the middle of a disaster is not the right time to think about it

In my case, what I learn through AI lands on top of what I learned throughout a long career, so it is an addition to existing knowledge and experience. AI lacks experience and the ability to smell its own bullshit

Sometimes I just want to give up and tell them to do whatever they want

What Year Is It GIF Alt: What Year Is It?

Client wants to take backups to the data disk and I can't believe I'm having this discussion for the millionth time

The hills of Conegliano

Spring in full swing on the hills of Conegliano. Perfect for a #MorningWalk

Yes! Great job from Kimi!