Animated picture of a game show host at a huge lever with questions marks on it and a lit up sign exclaiming IS? THAT? GOOD!? and the crowd chanting along with the sign.

@edzitron.com

I had a feeling when they did the decrim of small personal amounts experiment that it was designed to shock and turn centrists against harm reduction and it did shake out that way. idk if that was actually the motive but the result is the same.

We're well into the phase where all centrists will always have been against the genocide. Strap in.

a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen Alt: a young boy sits at a desk in front of a computer screen

They want this woman to pay 3 million in fees and penalties for their own fuckup. That tracks.

Blothar The Berserker Of GWAR Explains How Independent Journalism Is The Only Force As Powerful As GWAR. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com.

“No deal,” I announce dramatically as I quickly leave the room before shitting my own pants

Use @down.blue to grab a copy. Works good.

Classy

Picture of an astronat on the moon standing there on the surface of it, looking back at the earth which is being exploded by an asteroid or something huge and his caption says "Oh God, the economy!"

Flyer posted outside a dog park with a picture of a coyote on it which reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK -NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL -GET OVER YOURSELF BABE ;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS —(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

So if AI Psychosis is a thing that happens because the human mind breaks when it's trapped by a sycophant who affirms every thought, agrees with every delusion - does this give us a window into what's been happening into the ultra rich , and why they're such broken people?

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

At this point the sale of weapons by Canada to the apartheid state & other oppressive actors via the US can't be called a loophole. Voting down bill c-233 No More Loopholes Act is a willful act of political support for genocide & Imperialism.

Those of us with sense knew this was not an oversight.

'Iran Is Not Gaza': Read Arundhati Roy's Scathing Speech on the US-Israeli War Exclusive: The award-winning Indian novelist warns that the world is on the brink of nuclear calamity and economic collapse, and laments her own government's gutlessness.

“The unprovoked and illegal attack by the US and Israel on Iran... is, of course, a continuation of the US-Israeli genocide in Gaza. It’s the same old genocidaires using the same old playbook. Murdering women and children. Bombing hospitals. Carpet bombing cities. And then playing the victim.“

lmfao MTG worked for him 😆

oh wow it's like Iran and Venezuela are two wildly different countries whose governments respond very differently when attacked

Officer having 'anxiety attack' took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by police and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for an ambulance after an officer having a “mild anxiety attack” took the first one that arrived at the scene, according to a n...

Cops are murderous cowards.

"A Black man who was shot by police and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for an ambulance after an officer having a “mild anxiety attack” took the first one that arrived at the scene, according to a state investigation." www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway

‘Which Way Is Iran?’ Asks Pantsless, Sword-Wielding Trump Wandering On Side Of Freeway theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-p...

FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert The warning came in a bulletin that was reviewed by ABC News.

The FBI thinks you are fucking stupid. Iran has zero capability to cross the Pacific and sea-launch a drone attack on California. This is too fucking dumb for me to comment on further.

Guards in the ICE camps are taking bets on who will kill themselves next

Geraldo Campos was suffocated to death & the witnesses immediately deported

Chaofeng Ge was found hanging with his hands & feet tied behind his back

Emmanuel Damas died of a tooth infection

It’s torture.

"likely bombed"?
"no side has taken responsibility"?

Enjoy your ratio you fucking hacks.

Probation for Mountie Who Ordered Witnesses to Destroy Evidence | The Tyee Bystanders said police told them to delete videos of the arrest of Dale Culver, who died in police custody.

A former Prince George Mountie will avoid jail after being found to have obstructed justice by asking bystanders to delete cellphone footage of the arrest of Dale Culver, a First Nations man who later died in police custody. @amandafollett.bsky.social reports.

So fuckin paid leave for breaking the charter of rights and freedoms. Sounds about right.

O&G companies in the middle east have already halted shipments through the strait of hormuz. barrel prices are going up already. the oilfields the US seized in venzuela are not profitable below 100/barrel. it's all so fucking transparent what they're doing.

Hamilton cop charged with possessing child sexual abuse materials worked as school liaison officer, board says | CBC News Dave Hamilton, 43, has worked as an officer for 19 years and lives in Burlington, Ont. On Wednesday, he was charged by Halton police with one count of possessing child sexual abuse and exploitation ma...

This is who cops are pushing on our kids.

"A Hamilton police officer charged with possessing and transmitting child sexual abuse material Wednesday previously worked in public schools.

Dave Hamilton was a school police liaison officer from 2014 to 2016"
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Easy win for an episode of @swindled.bsky.social

OPB Exclusive: In October, an ICE officer in Portland called 911 to report a kid following him on a motorized bike. He told the dispatcher, "I need someone here now, or else I'm going to have to shoot this kid." Homeland Security did not respond to OPB's questions about the incident.

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion