IDK, I don't watch that stuff

"We are collectively Guy Fieri and we are collectively rolling out"

what the fuck

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

My homelab will be down for at least 20 days

https://xeiaso.net/notes/2026/homelab-is-down/

Homelab downtime update: The fight for DNS supremacy

https://xeiaso.net/notes/2026/dns-fight/

Small note about AI 'GPUs'

xeiaso.net/notes/2026/ai-gpus-cant-...

Claude Code won April Fools Day this year

xeiaso.net/notes/2026/claude-code-w...

"67, it's the sex number"

Hat man syrup

If you really want to learn how to use Microsoft Excel, pick up an MMO and get deep into the raiding scene

Xeno Arena Update - No Man's Sky No Man's Sky XENO ARENA introduces turn-based creature battles! Explore the universe to assemble a team of creature companions, perfect their genetic makeup, and test their mettle at simulated combat ...

no man's sky has become a pokemon game www.nomanssky.com/xeno-arena-u...

The Absolute Terror protocol

This is a quote from someone we've lovingly called "tankaboo". Somehow they aren't right wing.

"I haven't given a tank a rimjob"

Home stretch, all that's left is a car ride

5 picoparsecs to go and I'm home

Problems unique to my idiolect of English: using a closing XML tag as an adjective

19.8 picoparsecs to go

152 million kiloinches to go

This post is a super banger. Follow me on SoundCloud: github.com/sponsors/Xe

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This is an ADHD symptom hon

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