do you know anyone whose fourth favorite artist is taylor swift

you know what you never see anymore? Haberdasheries.
-the woman walking by me in columbus circle

updating N2N so it’s less of a period piece is sus bc it is shocking that that many post 2010s psychiatrists wouldn’t be like “hey dan? You need therapy”

the root of nostalgia for me is anger

who up testing they ment of ann lee

woah it was never my intention to brag

but i got him where i want him now

woah i never meant to brag

i’ve discovered great joy in countering offensive lines of questioning directed at me by aggressively denying someone’s identity

i think a beyonce ft. ariana and brandy tune would be fun just so i could hear a pop song with 200 voices stacked

jameela jamil invented 2010

unhgffgfff

it is true, i am eating a salad for dinner, and also chocky milk

bout to do a runthrough of this piece of nonsense theater

beautiful mixed woman across the bar from me in louisville, kentucky:

i have a lot of system of a down on vinyl. my favorite band.

my balance of theater, politics, nonsexual queerness, horses, hypersexual queerness, and roller coasters is way off

the uppercut of “Maybe Jesus” might win for biggest reaction to a Super Bowl ad at this gathering

i’m could have made this with AI but why not just use bad photoshop

this is what i meant about the lioness hunt for the record

let ben fight mr. beast to the death

Let me fight Mr. Beast to the Death.

“omg we can find your dog” is crazy yall

that tight end ad after this super bowl performance? Ally

has any person on the planet aged better than ricky martin

look, i have never wanted to be part of a party more than that

LMM must be so happy right now, someone check on him is his heart okay

This is the most Olympic Opening Ceremony Super Bowl halftime show ever (deeply complimentary).

bad bunny redwood fan confirmed

wait i’m having a BLAST

gaGA!